Here you will find phrases that the
characters on DBZ would never say.
I don't want any food
you win now let's go shoot some hoops!
in a mirrior) AHHH!! IT'S TAURUS!!!!!
ON STRIKE! SAVE YOUR OWN FREAKING PLANET!
lost a food eating contest....
sorry Gohan, we're all out of senzus I gave the last one to Freeza
sometimes think Flowers are out to get me.
is it Lassie? Gohan's in trouble?
as I find that Kakarott I'm going to kill him!
say we fight tomorrow? I need some shut eye, Cell.
I WASN'T DRIVING DRUNK WITH PICCOLO! I DON'T EVEN DRINK!.
am really good with computers.
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ahead and destroy the planet I don't care anymore, after you
somebody else would just try, there is no end to this.
-don't hurt me
Live long and prosper
Doing these Big Bang Attacks and Galet Guns is getting old.
Why don't we have a picnic? We can talk about all kinds of things.
Like peace, love, and happiness.
has died! Now I can become one of 'Star Trek' cast members!
can be trusted. Not even cows!
TIME TO DIE BUU! What? You hate Kakarotto too? Okay, let's team up
and kill him.
MIME WON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME!
I am Batman!
HA! Kakarotto you have pink fur like a little girl! Mine's red like
okay, Trunks, you don't have to train anymore, I'm proud of you just
the way you are.
all retire from being warriors and become hippies.
EVERYONE! Mystery Science Theater 3000 is on! Let's go!
We all live in a pokemon world! I wana be the greatest master of
Goku) Hiya Father! Wanna know what? I hate you! I beat Cell and
you didn't! I went SSJ2 before you! You suck!
Darnit, Higher Dragon! Get away from me! I thought Taurus got rid
Pikachu I have had enough of this Pokeon garbage MASENKO!
I wanna help Buu destroy earth.
always end up killing my friends sooner or later.
SSJ2 infont of Goku) Alright Kakarot this ends now prepare to be
smoked pot yesterday
Chi-Chi if you tell me to study one more time I'll kill you and
this time you wont be able to be wished back!
sad that I was born a man. I wanted to be just like mom.
can I buy that wig? I want to have hair just like my dad's!
am getting tired carrying this plastic sword over my back all the
lost my scrunchie!! I'm not going anywhere without my scrunchie!!
the future timeline) Hey guess what mom, me and the robots went
and killed more humans those 2 are really cool people once you get
to know them.
Reason I came from the future is to make sure Gohan, dosen't
survive the android attack (gets out his sword and slices Gohan in
Goten, you don't want to play a prank?
is it that everytime Vegetto shows up Dad and Goku are gone?
THEY'RE AFRAID OF HIM!
-Save the world? Or go have a tea party with Brolly? Hmm... I'll go with the tea!
-What would happen if we fused with Gogeta?
-Let's join with Hitler and take over the world.
- That plant over there is offending me.
- Guys, don't you like the catchy tune that follows me everywhere?
-I am the only super saiyan.
- Now Now, Vegeta. That splinter is deep. I'll go defeat Cell for you.
-Well I used to be a fighter but I've retired to become a cocktail waiter.
-I would kill that Vegetto.. only if I could find him, though.
-I am not Goku, Or Vegeta.........oops I forgot the rest.
-(to Vegeta) Alright I've had enough of you, mortal, say bye-bye
- Oh, that awesome power we are sensing is coming from Yajirobee
-Why isn't this slim fast working?
-C'mon! I can take you on, Vegetto
-No Goku, I'll be first in the Cell Game, I will defeat Cell so that nobody else would have to fight and get hurt, but if
I die I go down with honour.
- Gohan, I am more attracted to your father than you. Good-bye!
- I have always had a crush on Majin Buu.
-No I can't kill Cell, it's up to the Z warriors
-I just pretend to be strong so people will like me.
-I admit it Gohan is the one who killed Bojack and Cell, not me.
-Alright I have had enough I can't take this, that little boy is getting hurt, it's time for me to fight Cell
- Let's all go tease some wild animals.
-What took you so long, finally freedom......oh wait isn't there some sort of catch to this?
-Oh my god! I am sorry, Goku!
-How long would my hair be if I went SSJ3??
- I really should of brought my wig before I came here. These icy winds are icing up my head.
-Vegeta it is time I killed you.
-I'm not fat I'm just big boned
- Why does everything think I am related to icy products? My father is King Cold, that couldn't be it. My brother is
Kooler, Nah, that wouldn't do it. Maybe it's my skin color.
-You really think so, Zarbon? You like my new cherry red lipstick?
-Why does everyone think I am a girl?
- Maybe wishing for immortality was a wrong thing.
-I am NOT a little kid! Size is nothing! (starts to cry)
- I was going to kill you all and rule the world but planting flowers is a lot more fun.
-Let's settle this over a nice game of Chess
- I was going to kill you but that Chile-Dog shop over there is just too tempting.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill all those people, they just wouldn't be my friends.
-Freeza, I would destroy you but I have an appointment with my hair stylist.
- Ouch, I think this bandanna is cutting off the circulation to my brain.
I wonder if Kakarot will wish me back anytime soon.
-Goku wont beat Freeza cuz he's my son and i suck so bad at
everything i do
-I'm getting plastic surgery. I've been looking like that fool Kakarott long enough people think I am his twin!
-I really don't look like Kakarotto. It's just a mask to fool stupid people like you
Why does everyone keep thinking that I am related to Kakarot?
(to Goku)- What do you think we would look like if we fused?
-I'll race you to the top of the Tree of Might!
- Hi, I'm Brolly. Wanna have a tea party?
-Hey Goku, whatsup man, long time no see!
-(Goes SSJ4) What should I do with all this power. I know I'll go kill Cell for my old friend Goku