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actually enjoying the midi that is playing (download it at the midi
cry every time you see Piccolo save Gohan from Nappa
actually played the voice of Vegeta in DBZ
wish you did
are designing your own DBZ video game for the Computer
tell your friends that you are actually an evil clone
go to the toy store and buy 7 basketballs and paint stars on them.
Then you spend the rest of the day trying to get Shenron to come out
actually do call out Shenron but then waist your wish on underwear
and then never see him again. But you never change that underwear
AOL, ICQ or MSN Messenger just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and
to fight people and prove that you really are a Saiyan
10. When you are
bored you make up silly puns of the characters' names such as Got a
Ten? (Goten), Pick a whole (Piccolo), Dull mom (Bulma), Trout Zoo (Chaioutzu)
and then call your friend Gohan just to tell them the names you made
really go Super Saiyan
watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an
attack starts, even know you knew it was coming a mile away
cried for hours when Freeza killed Vegeta, and you cried for days
when Vegeta killed himself trying to stop Majin Buu
Try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were
sent down to Earth with it
actually look like Goku
convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that
your parents found you and lied to you about you being their child
brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with a
wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto
every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say
(train a dinosaur to ride a ball?)
real name is Zarbon (sucks to be you)
have two imaginary friends: Goku and Vegeta
threaten to summon Goku and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies
make you mad
practice for hours a day trying to fly
actually learn to fly
get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell
your friends they are the real Dragon Balls
are as cocky as Vegeta or more
e-mail address contains, SSJ, Gohan, Goku, Trunks or Vegeta
insult people by calling them humans
you fall you say that you fall because you don't have your tail
jump off a pool deck trying to fly and end up breaking your leg
jump off a pool deck and actually DO fly!
running track you think you're Goku and run your fastest because he
could do it in a second, and end up hitting a wall
think you feel power flowing around you, like an enemy is near
spend weeks trying to fuse with your friend and all you do is get a
rash from your fingers touching so much
do not cut your hair for 5 years then stick it up like Vegeta's
with 20 lbs of hair spray and end up being called a freak
try and crush a rock in your hand, but just end up hurting
dye your hair yellow, put on tons of gel, put on a blue spandex
outfit and call yourself SSJ Vegeta.
lose a fight because you spent the whole time trying to form a
continue to chant Kamehameha
force your friends to call you Vegeta
paint six small dots on your forehead and make corny jokes
actually think it is possible to have hair like Goku's
dye your hair purple and buy a plastic sword and put a capsule corp.
symbol on the shoulder part of your new blue jacket
build a time machine and expect it to work
try and make a gravity machineand you succeed!
Highlight your hair and call yourself a Super Saiyan
spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when you
are not thinking about it, you are drawing it
are Reading this
wake up at 6:30 to watch Full House (I mean....ummm)
plant a cherry tree the Tree of Might
consider Goku to be a possible role model
spend all your time working on a DBZ site
expect to find Higher Dragons in a burning forest
go to Japan just to watch real DBZ
give your friends DBZ names
go to a farm and get a pig, name it Oolong, go home and expect it to
talk and shape shift
legally change your Goku, Gohan, Vegeta or Trunks
want to legally change your name to the above
get a PlayStation just for "DBGT: Final Bout"
ask your girlfriend to legally change here name to Bulma
know EVERY character's name that was ever in DB, DBZ, and DBGT
call your girlfriend Videl, Bulma, or Chi-Chi too many times and
then brake up with her.
try and train yourself to make sounds like Higher Dragon
Future Trunks's outfit to the absolute detail
try and buy or make every outfit every DBZ and DBGT character wears
try and get yourself to sound like every DBZ and DBGT character so
you can make up your own fanfics
tell your parents and friends that you are not in your real form.
Your real one is SSJ2.
you pick up the phone you say, "Hiya, I'm Goku. How may I help
your computer freezes you yell "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS FREEZA!!
paint your face green and prance around calling yourself
memorize every meaning of every name
live on an island, talk to turtles, and name your house Kame house
look up at the clouds and shout nimbus
think you can take on every Z fighter because you have seen
everything they can do
look at your enemy and say I can sense your movements then get
punched in the face unknowingly
think your name has an ancient Ki meaning
are called a SOB and you suddenly think, "Son of Bardock"
and complement the person who called you that
think Earth might just be planet Vegeta and all the Humans are
really developed Saiyans
threaten to blow up the Earth
DO blow up Earth
point at someone and expect them to blow up
prepare yourself to fight Taurus
learn Japanese just to read a DB Manga
drive around in your car or on your bike chanting 'DBZ IS ON TODAY!'
(When, of course, it's on whenever you simply put a video in your
86. You beg the
earth several times to help you and to form a Spirit Bomb
think that you should only watch Japanese DBZ because you think it
offends the Japanese people to translate it
think you are Piccolo and try to shoot your enemy with a Special
close your eyes and hug your pillow thinking it is Bulma
actually doubt Goku's gender because in Japan he has a female voice
name yourself Freeza and name your family other ice products.
paint all the grass in your yard blue.
name your son Trunks, Goten or Gohan.
grow a tail.
record all of the episodes in order and then watch them so
many times and your VCR blows up.and you blame it on Cell
attempt to go Super Saiyan and pass out.
attempt to go Super Saiyan.and you do
is repeatedly kidnapped.
time you get killed you get wished back only to get killed a few
100. You learn
Japanese just so you can read the cards.
look at Goku and Vegeta and think there not bad looking really
dream about your own Dragonball Z episodes
are IN the episodes
Want a Boyfriend like Goku
throw your CD's about the room and yell "Destructo Disc"
scream "YES!" when your favourite character wins a fight
you do something that you know is wrong, you paint an
"M" on your forehead so that if you get caught you can say
you were under Majin Buu's Control
can eat as much as Goku can
try moving the Great Pyramid with your thoughts.
read over 110 Facts that tell you if you are obsessed with
Dragonball Z and follow each one (even #105 and you are a boy and
even #60, #62, 89 if you are a girl)
put 2 fingers on your forehead and you expect to teleport
think your cat is talking to you.
your teacher gives you a failing mark you say "you should know
better than to oppose Vegeta!
get plastic surgery on your face to look like one of the characters
116. you never plan to get a boyfriend/girlfriend because
you have to stay loyal to your favorite dbz character
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