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Funeral From Hell The next morning everyone woke up to find Tidus already gone to take the dragons back. It was seven a.m. and the funeral was in a few hours. Chi-Chi took an hour to get dressed and about another two hours for makeup. Goku, Trunks, Vegeta, Goten, and Gohan trained for an hour, took showers then put suits on. Bulma took at least five hours to get ready. She wanted to look nice for Yamcha. (Flash backs from Dragon Ball). Ahhhhh those were the days. They all were ready. A hurse had picked up the bodies a few hours earlier. They all got in their cars and drove to the funeral home. It was almost noon and the dragons were getting hungry. He gave them some food and ate some himself to. After a few minutes he was ready to get ready and leave BUT he looked up in the sky and saw about ten giant dragons heading towards him. Tidus started to back away as the dragons landed. They released the other dragons that were smaller then the other ten dragons. Tidus then started running while one of the big dragons went after him. Tidus stopped. The big dragon landed and shook the ground. Tidus picked up his sword then slammed it into the ground and the ice went for the dragon. The dragon froze. While it was froze Tidus went behind it The dragons breathed some fire and melted away the ice after all the ice was melted Tidus took his sword and sliced it from the dragons head to its tail right in half. The half’s split apart and shook the ground. Blood was all over Tidus and his sword. The dragon’s blood and guts were covering the ground. It was poisonous so anything that drank his blood died. Animals came over and drank the blood. After a few seconds they died. Tidus turned around to walk away but then another dragon came over and swallowed him whole without chewing. On the way to the funeral Pan, Marron, and Bra were in the back of Bulma’s car talking and giggling every second they had. Trunks and Goten were sitting in the middle while Vegeta and Bulma were up in front. Trunks and Goten were talking to the girls in the back and making them giggle. Bra wanted to ask Goten a question so she said, “Gotten how old are you?” Goten answered with a dumbstruck look. “Uhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhh lemme count,” Said Goten. He whispered with trunks and then said he was eight. Everyone was laughing but Goten was like what are they laughing at so Pan told him that he was sixteen. “Ohhhh I didn’t know that,” Said Goten. Everyone was laughing their Asses off while Goten was blushing. Trunks and Goten then turned around and started talking to their selves while the girls giggled in the back. Everyone got the funeral on time and was ready. They went inside. After about an hour through the program one of the walls blasted apart creating a huge hole. Outside were twenty BUNNY NINJA WARRIORS. With the appetite of TWO saiyans. Everyone either went supersaiyan two, or four. The bunny ninja warriors were from the planet bunnyton where you either hopped or died. The bunnies started hopping around in a circle. They all wore pink fuzzy, fury; cuddly suits while hopping everyone started laughing then the bunnies told them that they were sent her from the planet bunnyton to kill every saiyan. The fight raged on with ease. At least 19 of the bunnies were gone in 2 minutes. The last bunny before he got killed sprinkled some stuff on Tien and Yamcha then Vegeta blasted him to hell. A few seconds after Yuna replenished the wall and the fighters. But then after everyone was back to the funeral stuff. Yamcha and Tien came back from the grave as zombies but this time Tien had a head. The zombies told them that they wants to kill them and they were a lot stronger then before and strong as a level four supersaiyan. Goku and Vegeta fused and then went supersaiyan four. While everyone else went supersaiyan two. Gotenks went supersaiyan three. Tien and Yamcha then changed into bunny ninja warriors from bunnyton but still had the same power. The fight started Gotenks tried a galactic donut but Yamcha caught it and threw it right back at him and he was caught in it. Then Gogeta tried to punch him but missed and Yamcha doubled back with a low blow. Gogeta fell on the ground. Then Gohan came up and blasted a whole in Yamcha but it didn’t do anything. Yamcha just turned around with the hole in his stomach and started choking him to death. Then piccolo shot a special beam cannon at Yamcha while Krillen did a kamehameha. It took out more of his body. But he was still choking Gohan to death. Then he let Gohan go while he fell to the floor unconscious. Just then Tien put one hand through Krillin and piccolo and threw them against the wall. Then Yamcha started beating up Gohan again while Tien started kicking Vegeta's ass. Bra, and Pan started to get pissed off. Then suddenly Bra and Pan both went supersaiyan two while Marron powered up to maximum and shot an unlimited number of energy beams and Yamcha. Then pan hit Tien in the back of the head while bra had him in a headlock. Bra still had Tien in a headlock while pan let go and shot a kamehameha at him while bra jumped out of the way. Tien wasn’t full desenagrated he started choking pan to death while bra punched him. When Marron stopped her energy beams Yamcha was still not fully disenagrated either. He hit Marron across the head and knocked her unconscious. Then Yamcha knocked bra unconscious while Tien dropped pan from the chokehold unconscious. But then Vegeta and Goku got up each went supersayian four and started kicking ass. Vegeta shot a final blast at Tien while Goku did a super kamehameha at Yamcha desenagrating them. The evil from bunnyton was gone. When they looked back in the caskets Yamcha and Tien were still there but they were alive. “Whoa what the hell happened?” Said Yamcha. “You don’t wanna know.” Said everyone at the same time. Tidus was walking through the dragon’s stomach when he fell and tripped into his blood stream. He went flying down the blood stream like a water slide. Then he hit land and stopped. There was a door. He opened it and inside what looked to be the dragon’s heart. With at least a hundred full human bodies. He looked around to see that every body was touching a glowing red part on the ground. Tidus stabbed his sword into the dragon and force the floor by his heart. Then he went over to it on the ice. The ice was melting face so he had to be quick. He stabbed the ice sword into the heart. It started to freeze. But slowly. The ice was melting face under him. Tidus then pulled out his sword and cut the dragons heart in half. Then everything just stopped like turning off the lights. Tidus then sliced a hole in the dragon’s side. When he got out on the way down come a lot of gooey blood, which was a greenish blue. He then started walking with blood and some guts all over him. He walked over to a lake and jumped in. He started swimming after a while the blood got off of him and some fish were floating at the top of the water. He then went to get out but something bit him a pulled him back down. It looked like a huge dinosaur type creature. Tidus took out his sword and slashed it at the monster. It froze him but then the ice started to spread everything started to freeze. He was in the middle of a freezing lake. He swam to get out but right at the shore he was caught in the ice. He tried to chop it away with his sword but that only made it icier. Then the ice suddenly melted. He looked up so a baby dragon breathing fire all over the ice. He got out of the water. He couldn’t move because his legs were frozen but then the little dragon came over and started a little fire by him and then he left. “Thank you….” Said Tidus. Everyone was leaving the funeral including Yamcha and Tien. They got into Goku’s car while he told them all about it. Goten and Trunks went home with Gohan and Videl. While pan, bra, and Marron were taken to kame’s lookout by Vegeta so they could get healed. When Goku and everyone got home Goten asked Chi-Chi if Trunks could stay for the night and she said yes. Since they already had dinner Chi-Chi didn’t have to make anything but Goku, Goten, and trunks raided the fridge. Yuna and Chi-Chi watched TV while talking on the couch. Then everyone went to bed. Tidus was almost back to Goku’s house. He had been traveling for hours. When he got home he was greeted with an energy beam to his face. Goku then took out his energy beam when they he saw it was him. Tidus came in and everyone woke up. Tidus went right to sleep on the couch while everyone else went to bed. The next day they trained again but this time pan and Marron came. Bra didn’t come because she was to busy shopping like always. Yuna made some knew fields this time. One of them was a fire maze. If you hit the wall you got burnt. But on the way you could find stuff to heal burns. And there would be riddles to do. The winner would get 1 very tiny winy wish. Everyone went in besides Yuna and Tidus. Tidus was tired from yesterday and Yuna just watched. Marron came out first. Goku came out second. Vegeta came out third. Goten came out fourth. Pan came out fifth. And Trunks came out with 2 hella black burns. Yuna tried to heal them but she couldn’t heal them fully. She said to keep some ice on them for two full days and they would be healed. Trunks then inside and left everyone else. Yuna asked for Marron’s wish and she said, “I want a whole new wardrobe!” Yuna then put the new wardrobe at Marron’s house. Then they kept training. This time Tidus joined in though. It was a sword fight whoever one got to keep the sword they chose. And nobody could use a sword that they have. Goku & Tidus both picked machetes while Goten & Vegeta picked Long swords & Marron & Pan picked fire swords. The matches began. Tidus beat Goku. Vegeta beat Goten and Pan beat Marron. Tidus won the fastest so whoever won the Vegeta & Pan match would face Tidus. The match begun. The fire sword went head to head with the long sword. The long sword started to melt a little. Then Vegeta jumped out of the away and slashed at Pan’s hands. The sword dropped out of her hands and Vegeta put his sword by her throat. Vegeta had won. Vegeta put his sword by the house. Then from out of nowhere a whole army of machine gunners and snipers came at them. Vegeta yelled what they were called. They said they were called the trigger- happy army because they never stopped shooting. Then at least a hundred mean started firing. Next time on Final Dragon IIIII: Why are the trigger-happy gunners there to kill the Z fighters. Who will stop them? Fine out next time on Final Dragon. |
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