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  >>Weird E-mails

Let's see what the people out there have been sending us, we will all get a laugh out of these, especially the people who sent them........Well anyways the real e-mail that was sent is in green and my comments are in white... and my comments come before the actual e-mail . Newest weird e-mail update is at e-mail #144.. and I know this page looks messed but I can't help that -_-


1.  Yeah you can own my site even though I don't know who you are
 
 yeah can i be a co-owner of your site thanks
 
2.  Yes we believe you....
 
Hi Im a real life ssj I can fly and do every technique
ever created i also made up my own technique called
kid attack so hehehehe I'm the best
 
3.  Short yet extremely stupid...This kid should take English again
 
Who r Yuou?
 
4.  This Vegeta obsession has to stop
 
Vegeta is the only true saiyan, you fool.
 
5.  A Funny forward sent to me by someone I don't know...may as well post it
 
Don't laugh at this! Just do it!  My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her promotion and just got a call and she got it.  I'm SO sorry about this, but I had to keep it going.  The last time I sent this exact e-mail out, I got a new
job and now I'm superstitious. Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is astounding...  the person that sent this to me said their wish came
true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
                                                        ******
                                                        ******
                                                        ******
                                                        ******
                                                     **********
                                                         (,)(,)
                                                           u
                                                        *.....*
You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat.
He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
(there was a countdown here with a lot of spaces going down from 10 to 1 but it takes too much room so I got rid of it.)
MAKE A WISH
Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this.  If you do, your wish will come true.
 
6.  The subject even said "This is for your weird e-mail section"
 
Is your name really Gohan?
 
7.  No Comment
 
Hi I am big fat stink and ugly tell me how to get girls man. Oh and uh your site is beautiful. Nice pink colors and I think the flower designs are cool.
 
8.   I feel sorry for this person I don't know if it was a  joke, or if they were being serious but it looks like making this banner would take time.
 
Hey I really like your site, I made a banner especially for you, I hope you like it I spent a lot of time on it.  You don't have to give me any credit I love your site and I don't care please put it up as soon as you can.  Cya laterz!

 
9.  Do you understand this language because I sure don't.
 
dfysrtytyrtyttrs rysryrysrsy ruyruy u susu sy uhyr
 
10.  I don't know why but this person begged me to put his e-mail up here....
 
my name is mogie from brawley. i am a true Super Sayin becuase my town sounds the same as broly. and my hair turns yellow when i bleach it. and i think that what the true super sayins do. except broly he used green hair dye.  put me on your weird e-maile list. and i will leave as the true super sayin.              
P.S. e-mail me back when you put me on your weird e-mail list thank you.
 
11.  This is e-mail is just plain scary.
 
man i really really really need a date with Bulma and fast. pleaze hook me up.
 
12.  Trunks finally gets his first weird e-mail, and he hasn't been happier since...
 
you know what, i have a really big problem.  I like to get my e- mails into
all the site's weird e- mail section.  heck, maybe i should start a weird e-
mail section on my site.  my e- mail(s) have made planet namek's odd e- mail
section and a few other site that i don't remember.  blah blah blah blah
this sux.  C ya.
p.s. trunks is such a hottie!!
 
13.  This guy took the first shot at stating the obvious
 
you a really strong  person!
 
14.  This is about the funniest thing I have ever heard.
 
Well people say i lie but when i went to Japan with our school i saw a episode of DBGT and it was subtitled so i understood it but any ways please list this somewhere once you have e-mail me @ [EXCLUDED] and tell me were you posted it well anyways Goku has his biggiest enemy ever AG a.k.a. Andriod Goku who's level is unbelivable SSJ-D (super saiyan death) it's in between level 4-5 and Goku was only level 5 and AG made it up to Lv 6 but Goku destoreyed him at are you ready for diz  Lv 9 killer hey but true well before Ag got blown in zillions of pieces by a Kamahamaha+Spiritbomb he told Goku he had another brother an outkast bacause of his power well his name was Barrdock II but AG killed him by a punch to the head his head his head exploded so that pissed Goku off well that's the story of Android Goku well hope you liked it see-ya oh yea just telling you know Gohan makes it to lv 9 with Goku's hel
 
15.  This one has a sequel!
 
I think it's really cool that you made a site all about pokemon. How many  pokemon does Goku have? Does Goten catch Squirtle with a great ball or an  ultra ball? What is Pikachu's last name?!? Oh, by the way, can you put couches in pokeballs? Please answer all my questions. You can reach me at [EXCLUDED}
 
My Reply:
 
Goku caught all 150 but sold them all for magic beans that lead him to the great giant that lives in the clouds, which is where he met his son Goten for the first time, who later explained the best way to catch Squirtle is to use a great ball,  not an ultra ball.  And he also said Pikachu's last name is  slafkjalsfkdjkjklja.  Goku said that instead of catching pokemon he will  devote his life to trying to get couches to fit in pokeballs and out he went on his new journey in his new show called Pokeball Z.
 
His Reply:
 
There is 251 pokemon. Magic beans lead you to the underground passage where you find the eternal dwarf-Krillin. Oh, and the shows name is Pokemon GT numskull.
 
-At This point I just stopped replying :)
 
16.  Wow 16 weird e-mails and more will probably still come
 
Dear super saiyan Gohan,                          
Hello! My name is Marle, I'm a super saiyan girl.  I'm the same age as you I'm just asking if you want to go out  with me.Please answer me back! I LOVE YOU!!!!                                                                               From a Dragon BallZ Fan
 
17.  I can't believe people actually have time to do this.
 
Hey Mr. Gohan mam, I was just cruisin' on your site, FOR A BRUSEN,
hahahaha get it cruisin for a brusen, i ryme when i have the time.  Well
anyway I was on your site and it's kind of good like it should(another ryme
haha).  Well it seems you like dragon ball z so do i, me and my pet dog, Ju
Ju Fruit always used to watch it together but the stuped thing took it to
seriously and he tried to fly and jumped out the window right after i spray
painted him gold(like a super saiyen) well he didnt jump i kind of threw him
for a test, he broke his legs but now hes ok and he doesnt like dbz only
sailor moon, i showed him your site and he got mad at me and bit my ear lobe,
now i can put a vegetto earring in it and say "i am a saiyen and im prayen"
haha i rymed again.
 
18.  They get Weirder every day.

One time i saw goku he told me that his name was goku but i didnt believe him
so i went to the bathroom.

19.  Yes you can go Super Saiyan all you like.

You know something, I was just wondering.  If there really were saiyans in the world, and they donated blood
to me, and if something gets me really really mad, would I be able to go ssj?  This is with the assumption that
I have a pure heart (which I do, it's pure evil.)

20.  Hmmm, I'll try to remember not to eat corn dogs when I'm in NY....

Yo my name is [EXCLUDED] and I wanted you to know that im a
male, age 20, and i wanted to hook up with trunks.  His purple hair is neato
and I make sounds like a bumble bee when I see his picture, can you hook me
up with him?  Anyway once upon a time I ate a corn dog which tasted like
macaroni and friggin CHEESE man!  I'll never get a corn dog from NY again, id
rather spit on the monster which lives in your pants.  Thank you for your mr
mime.  HAHAHAHAAHAH!

21.  A family wierder than Malcom in the Middle!


Hello mister gohan man
 
You're right, they are weird emails. Especially the ones about people saiyan that they are saiyans, I mean thats just dumb. Especially because my Dad is goku and Im Gotens twin sister and I asked dad if they were related to us and he said that they were just weird humans like Krillan but weirder. at  that moment when he told me Krillan walked into the room and had heard what Dad had said and was crying and saying that Dad was mean. Then Goten came in trying to wrestle gohan to the floor and they accidently ran into Krillan who thought that our family was weird and started to power up then Dad grabbed Krillans arm and used intantanious movement and took krillan to the middle of the forest and came back and looked out at the forest and us kids all asked what he was doing and he said just keep looking out at the forest so we were all standing there and then the forest blew up. And you arent gohan. You cant be. You're not my brother. Please reply back if you are then I can ask Dad if I have another brother called Gohan. Bye Bye.

22. I gotta stop posting my e-mail address (I'll keep the text color for this one)

hey gohan!
my friend sent me 2 ur site cuz he saud the guyz on dbz were hotties, n i
don't see ne pics! the little people in my head are not happy! they might get
really mad n then i'll turn blue! i wonder if that would look good on me?
well @least it's not the whole wimpy sailor moon thing! ooh, drew-boo there's
a pic! wow he's FINE! banana's r yellow like goku's hair, n i don't really
care! some advice 4 u: even if u r a super sayain, don't make a 250 pound
linebacker! it's all funny till some loses an arm! don't up that steroid
dosage!
kiss the boys,
their just toys
but don't play w/ me!
u don't know how weird that would b!

luv ya always!
The Naughty LLama
(write back!)


23. *Insert lame comment about the e-mail here* I'm getting lazy...

Hello Mr. Gohan.
How is your kid, I can't beleive your a father at the age of 15. Know I got to ask a question. I see why SSj uses up lots of energy. You must get realy hot when you are like that. I mean when your hair catches on Fire and you stay like that for 10 days it must heart. I am goiing to come over. I learned INstant Transmission. I learned it when My rope swimg broke and I hit the truck. Then I also learned Destrocto Disc. But those damn freesbies melt when they are on fire. What can I use for my solution?
Dog-eta
Ps:Your wife is soooo hot!

24.  Ugh, SSJ100..oh well I've seen higher numbers

Hi mr gohan man your website is cool i know alot of the people in your weird email list all of the saiyans that is. i just came from another planet called monkey its a secret hideout for saiyans that survived the attack from freeza but i know hes dead cause my energy in my head was so mad it blew him up. i would like to say hi to all my saiyan friends most of them are in your weird email list. i remember alot of them from my crib they were next to me. i would also like to say i turned super saiyajin 10 i got so hairy that when i cut my hair the ssj10 power is used to having big hair it kept growing till i stoped the transformation. and i would also like to say that my friend breifcase (hes another friend of trunks) turned ssj100 his hair is the size of te earth. i would also like to say put this in ur weird email section so my saiyan friends from baby age can read what im writing that is "hi". so bye

25.  I'll try to stop ruining your life....

Dear Gohan-mun,
        I'm really ticked at you. You told me, in your "Obssesed With DBZ
section", that Vegeta kills himself when trying to stop Majin Buu. I haven't
seen those episodes yet and I didn't want to know what happened. You have
officailly ruined my life by telling me this. DOn't your dare ruin my life
anymore!   

Sincerely,                                                            
Torankusu A.K.A. Chris.

P.S. I hate you.

25.  This is not a F***ing Pokemon site

plz put this in your wierd e-mails section
 
well i am 15 i live in the digimon world and i have a pet pikachu and my name is hbvfrskhgbksjfhweiusfebfskd could you pplz answer all the following quesytsfasv(i got bored of spelling questions)
1.i am a super saiyan?
2.are you a super saiyan?
3.wat pet pokemon do u have?
4.do u live in the digital world too?
5.i love pokemon z?
6.some of these are'tn questions are they
 
oh and by the way i have done everything on your dbz crazy list :)

25.  The next person who e-mails me about DBAF will answer to my assassins

Im sorry, this is Darc,  and I find it very annoying that you said the ssj5 goku pic was not real.  Although DragonballAF sucked and lasted only six episodes, rather than the 250, it was supposed to, it still existed, okay!  I only bothered to watch the first episode, it stunk, but still ssj5 goku is real, except, it's not goku, but goku jr.

26.  Nail Polish Smells Good

hey I think your site is cool my friend said that she wanted to go out with
you
DO YOU DRINK NAIL POLISH!!!!!!!!!!!
COZ MY FRIEND DOZ

27.  I hate Mr. Satan so much.....

HEY IM HERCULES MR SATAN. I AM THE BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD. I BEAT CELL AND BOJACK WITH ONE FINGER. I ALSO BEAT BABY WITH MY EYE LASER ATTACK. I JUST LET GOKU FIGHT CUZ I TRAINED HIM AND I WANT TO SEE IF HE LEARN .HE ARE WEAK WHEN HE FIGHT WITH ME. I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOW HIM HOW TO BE A SUPER SAIYAN 1,2,3,4 OHH YEAH AND I BEAT FRIEZA TOO.

BROLLY IS MY SON THATS WHY HE IS SO POWER FULL. I CAN BE A SUPER SAYIAN TO BUT I DONT WANT CUZ I WILL BE THE MORE POWERFUL GUY IN THE UNIVERSE AND I AM IN THE NORMAL FORM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I AM THE BEST

AND THE NAME OF THE SERIE DRAGON BALL AF AF= ALNORD FOLISH MY GRANDSON NAME CUZ I AM HERCULE (MR SATAN) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

28.  DBAF, When will people realize it's not real

dbaf is real but not yet been made pics have been sold in japan but pics
where made by numbers of fans but has not been dicided if to broadcast this
project

yours sincerly
sion cheng lee
of the anime company

29.  English is a great language, try learning it.

I want you DEAD I'll GET YOU FOR THIS IF IT,S THE LAST THING I DOO!!!! Any ways my name is ...........=23 +2 = 25 +DBGT = son goku any ways i want .......just wait     i'm back J00r $1ï3 R0x3r$ J00r b0x3R$ !! i always see this really weird guy he has a stupid blue suit and he ALWAYS carry's this really weird suit case he has black hair  and it's flat really ugly face .......kinda like you'rs he's every were i want to be. 0Pp0$Ing F0rC3 i dont have a email.....not i know this poke"mon site and like my really WEIRD EMAIL wink wink ;) if you know what i mean but i dont have time for this so i got to go bye!  heehhehehehhehe SUCKER ****er HAHA 
c'ome on i'll kick you're were's you're ASSASIN's when HAHA (-0'.')--O)*o*) !! haha you dont dont have any assasin's do you HAHssthhttttthshhtsshs HELP ME SEND THE POldiiss AAAHGHGH HELP DAMNIT
AHHHGJJJ SEND TTHEC NAVY HE:PP MEES PLEASSE SGAHSSHAHAHAAAHHAA!! 1

30.  Going to the old Namek is a great idea, especially since it blew up

Hi! This is Bulma! I just thought I would call. Vegeta is on my nerves today. Well, your not home now, so ill stop this message! BYE!!!!
P.S.: we should go up to Namek sometime (again)

31.  Weirder and Weirder, Weirder and Weirder....

Ummm.....Please correct me if im wrong but i woke up and went to eat breakfast and i started to eat bacon until it spoke, it said its name was oolong and he wants to go home. So den i ran outside jumped on my bike and i accidently ran over Turtle, so i gave him to my dog and road off until i saw this fat guy called yajirobe trying to stand up and catch the bus. Then i kept rideing when i saw a brand new bowling ally with the world champion kriilin wining a trophie, so i kept on riding when i saw a new band called the Ginyu Force, they have cool lyrics but they dont have any music, so i threw rocks at them and rode off until some weird people claiming to be android 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 asked me if i new where Goku lived, but i said i want something in return so android 18 took me to a back ally and game a qwickie and so i told them that goku lived up my ass and rode off like hell right up until i saw a guy called Dende at a church claiming that he could heal people like jesus, i thiught wot a lie and rode off till i got home and jumped in bed and realized that some girls were in my bed already claiming they were bulma, chi-chi, pan and android 18 so i jumped in anyway and let them do wot eva they want to me.
Then i woke up the next moring and went to have breakfast until my bacon started talking and said his name was oolong and he wants to go home.........................etc
WELL I WANTED TO KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN TOMMOROW.

32.  Not much to say besides this is one of those E-mails that really makes me laugh

I had a good filling that you would beat cell

33.  Another half an hour long e-mail :) But god dang, it's funny

Yes, you heard me! My cat is a SUPPER SEYINGING!, Nope.. not a Super Saiyan 
- A Supper Seyinging, it's like Super Saiyan level-69473 

I know my cat is a supper seyinging because when i kicked him, he went 
"Meow.." and his fur turned yellow, his body started to form an aura and he 
started to go "MEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and fly... 

Than he was flyin around the room hitting walls and stuff going "Meow" and 
than finally he went "MeowMeowHa Wave!" and my house exploded.. than i went 
outside only to see that my DOG was transforming into a SUPPER SEYINGING 2!! 
He went "Bark bark" and started to fly around the town, but than he 
accidently hit my neighbors garage door by accident and.. died, than my cat 
went supper seyinging 2 and destroyed my neighbor, than my cat went "Meow", 
so i jumped on his back and we flew to Afganistan, and there my cat started 
to use his MeowMeowHa Waves all over, and than Osama Bin Laden goes Supper 
Seyinging 6, he flies into the air and charges a MooMoo Blast, a giant cow 
than comes flying towards me and Mr.SnugglesSnuffumz(my cat), than Bin Laden 
laughed and charged up even more and went Supper Seyinging 7, my cat than 
skipped many levels and went Supper Seyinging 8!... in this stage which is 
the final form he turned into a very big cat!! and shot his Chou MeowMeowHa 
wave and destroyed Osama Bin Laden, than my cat and i flew back to my house 
and we celebrated by singing the Meow Mix theme song.... oh yea, and heres a 
pic of me holding my cat(hes in his normal form, but thats what the size he 
is in Supper Seyinging 8 form)

Click Here to see the Picture

34.  But It's so much fun!

Dear Gohan, 
Quit telling me to jump off of a cliff and kill myself! I cannot fly, so quit telling me that I can! I already tried that once and it broke every bone in my body and almost got paralyzed entirely! Also, quit telling me that the killer monkeys are my masters! I asked one if it was my master and it tried to smash me with a big hammer! You are really trying to get me killed or something aren't you?! 

P.S: Also, quit telling me that I am a super saiyan and my parents are Goku and Chichi! Goku already tried to kill me with a spirit bomb, and Chichi threw a grenade at me when I told them that!

35.  9999999999999999, (another one where the original text makes it funnier)

hi how are you doing what supersaiyan level are
you


36.  Anger is the key....Yes...very...normal...e-mail 

hello I am a female saiyan

and I wanted 2 ask are u really gohan??
'cause I am having trouble turning into a super saiyan.
goku told me that I had to ask you
and when I asked vegeta he just told me to get lost
so can u help me?
everybody is laughing at me because I can't go super saiyan.
if you will help me I will make a good wish for you.
I friends with shenron ya know and he knows porunga.
oh yeah before I forget
tell your friend Trunks he is a hunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dig the he waves his sword!!!!!!!!!
he is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and this is a normal e-mail wright??
kisses from the female saiyan

37.  I'm getting to old for this, why do people wanna be on this section so bad??
Heloo~

   Me the son of a Monkey must thank you frp the chesse you know I looove 
cheese and it tastes like nasty but i like it... hey I got an idea put me on 
the wierd e-mail section bacause Ive always wanted to be in that.....and me 
the son a monkey must say thanks for your cheese and i will reward you with 
nothing...©this e-mail is copyright 2001......Not he he he.....I like the 
chesse that you sent me  because I looove cheese even though it tastes like 
nasty....hey I could own your site ya know...admitt it.... <<<< a box!!!  he 
he he.... ---<<<look glasses!!  I am wierd so you should put me in the 
wierd e-amil section.

                         thanx! Ò_0

38.  What the hell have you been smoking????
ÐÒÉ×ÅÔ ! 

39.  Old McDonald had a farm eeai eeai ooh

Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!

40.  I'll try.....

stay awake

41.  0_o

Man, this site is so wicked.THere's only a few things ya' need:ya' need more flowers,Hippies,and a sign that tells you not to look in the site when you are up @ 4 am in the morning.I was seein' lepricauns in my room.Anyway wicked site!!! It's more powerful than Mr. paulerds secret hash!! THanks

42.  Cartoons.....they are just cartoons....

Dear mr. gohan,
 
i  really ,really like you but i love android 17 much beter .
 hook me up very fast.
 MIA
no thanks to you!
P.S. I love trunks 17 and goten.i they are all so so so so so so so so so so so so
so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so
hottttttttttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

43.  Tell Madiswell I said hi

hey Gohan the wierdest thing happened to me the other day. well I was
sitting down whatching dbz and all of the sudden my cats did the fushion
dance and fused. since my cats name was madison and maxwell I decided to
call him madiswell. So when I went over to pet it they meowed and tore
my face off and now everyone at school calls me no faced Krillen becuse
my name is krillen.and so every so often my cats fuse sometimes its
maxson and some times its madiswell. and I've tryed every thing even
cutting of my left arm but nothing would work. so I need your help.
Please. if you do help I will give you my doughter Dina to marry?

44. Very rarely does an e-mail make me laugh non stop

Hi im with an oganization called crap. Citizens Rageing Against Phones.
and aperently you are the problem. now just becuse theres only 3 of us
does not mean you can stop our organization. its ANarchy baby!!!

P.S your just jelous becuse the vocies talk to me!! so there. Nany nany
boo boo stick your head in doo doo.

45. Are you drunk or just stupid?

me skink bad get away knowwww

46.  Sounds fun!! I wanna come next time!

My ugly day all started when i woke up and when watching tv i saw a rocket
luanch to planet Namek now that's imposseble i hought but then i found
myself in the rocket. when i goku and krillin arivvived at namek krillin
stared making jokes about goku's hair (bad idea) then goku blasted krillen
to the next dddfgehuyjkhjkii ( I got tierd of tring to spell dimension) i
got back in the rocket and went home when i arivved at school everyone was
tiny brolli they looked at me then started blasting away andi doged all of
them when iwas on the street and really pissed at everyone dying i looked at
a joke shop and decieaed to go in and try to cool down so i went in and
guess who was running it king kai so now i'm really really really really
really really really really really really really really really really really
pissed so i take out my shot gun and shoot every one in the world then i
wrent home and got to sleep
ps: hi my name is poo poo poo ppo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo

47.  She changes her number everyday to avoid advertisers

    I DESPERATLEY NEED 18's PHONE NUMBER!!!  Someone told me her number was (768) 1818180.
Here's the conversation...
Ring...
Ring...
Ring...
Lady: Hello?
Me: Oh, I've found you buttercup!
Lady: What?
Me: My lifelong dream of finding you has finally come true!!!
Lady: Rob? Is that you?
Me: No, just divorce that mangy Krillin!!!
Lady: Rob, how many times have I told you, this is not a hot-line!?
Me: Darling?
Lady: Shut up.
Me: 18?
Lady: I'm 52.
Me: I don't care, marry me!!!
Lady: We're cousin's, imbecile.
Me: *click*
So I have come to you, in hopes of getting her #

48.  If they read this, they should know for themselves :)

I'm gonna get right to the point. Gohan I'm Vegeta's niece and I want you to tell all those other girls to
piss off! I mean it isn't enough that there's all these werido girls that are obsessed with my cousin Trunks!
But my Uncle?! Dude he's like in his 30's and there like what in there teens! God what the hell is up with that!
My cousin is really nice and if any of those girls try to get their hands on him they're sadly mistaken! I can go
 SSj 1000! So they better watch it! Back to my Uncle. He's freaking married! And I'd rather not have his life
corrupted by having teen girls without lives chasing him around! So if the girls who are obsessed with Vegeta
or Trunks value their lives they better stay away! Just thought I'd let you know.

49.  Um.....yeah

hi!!!!!!!!!!!my dear mr gohan!!!!!!
....u know what!?...u are hottttttttt..and cuttie..and sexy..too..but not
more than my lovely trunks!!!!.....but..you are hott!!! and ur" brother is
too..
by..a chic..that s love s all of u!! but not more than my hottiest trunks..c
ya!!!!

50.  Gotta love that text

dude like i'm totaly pissed at you like dude you told me to buy 7 bowling balls and i did and it cost me so much money so like then like dude like i got on top of a cliff and tried to fly but like a
              died
s then i woke up the next morning and kalled my dad goku and my mom chi chi and my dad was not goku so he kamamahaed me for dissing his name (witch is goku ) it dose not take a brain to tell that
 your trying to kill me
 
ps: i like your pokemon site the hippi sign and flowers r so beutiful

51.  Keep trying like your cousin did...it should work

If i stick my head in fire will i look like a super saiyan before my hair
burns off?

PS: My cousin tried to make himself look like a super saiyan by putting his
hair on fire and now hes in the hospital. I was just hoping i might have
better luck.

52. Wow this person wrote me a poem

you are really really really stupid  and your just like me name's pretty poo poo with a bum in it
yo dude i resited a poem for u here it goes bum bum u r a bum. bum bum u r a bum.
bum bum u r a bum bum bum u r a bum bum bum u r a bum bum bum u r a bum ha ha ha

53.  But IT's just so tempting!

STOP POKING ME IN THE EYE WITH THAT THING

54.  Bad Grammar never seems to end

ME MAJIN BUU!!ME EAT YOU UP!!!...BUU,GET AWAY FROM ME!SORRY.HE'S NOT USSALY LIKE THIS.

55. Your teacher is a fool......

hi. ummmm....... Yesterday at school I asked my teacher what our lesson in science would be and she said we were
going to study Cells, so I asked her, " Are we going to study Cell or Cell Jr?", and she thought I was a freak and I
got detention, but I still wonder why she never told me which we were studying.

56.  No Problemo Buddy

thanks for beating cell for us gohan

57.  Another Cat story...a funny one

Once upon a time, there was a guy called gohan. He was a stupid masticated
cow, but he became a cat. The meow mix tasted bad, so he became a smat
saya-jin and his mom chi-chi made him study a lot. Goku, his stupid imbecel
of a dad trained him a lot, and he became super sayan. What?! Super
Sayan's are foolish. HAHAHA... I will defeat them all with my... uh . ...
powerful hands, and i will uh, kill them all with my powerful attacks. I
can use a attack called masekamahigbanurninguput. Its strong. I can beat
you with it. As a matter of a fact, Im called a super ultra sayan from
mars. I created the planet vegeta again and renamed it. No i didn;t. I
was just kidding. HAHA.
U suck.

Im just kidding

Well roses are red, violets are blue, im scizophrenic, and so am i

DO NOT STUDY by the way.

Studying gives you knowledge, knowledge is power, and power corrupts...

So if u study, u study to be corrupt. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH..

I'm cell. I will defeat you.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Im just kidding.

Lets get along okay?

AHAHAHHAHAHA

Freeza will die.

58.  Someone's been drinking a bit too much coffee

hi gohan i am gohan too
how can you be gohan i am gohan not you
lets see who really is gohan
KAMEHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what! vegeta!
no, i didnt just kill gohan DIE!!!
KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!
oh crap. i just killed vegie boy......
oh no i sense GOKU
umm ....... it wasnt me dad i swear.....
IT WAS....... GOTEN
I SAW GOTEN DO IT!!!!!! KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!!!!!! KISS KI
LOOOOOOOOSERS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I AM
ULTIMATE GOHAN!!!!!
oh... videl
um,,,,,,,,,, i swear its not what it looks like......
OW! DONT SLAP ME YOU B*&^& YOU WILL PERISH AT GOHANS
HANDS
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

59.  I hope I can throw the grenade in time....

I really enjoi your website... and cheese, and bologna, and breakfast
cereals, and buttered toast, and stickers, and hats, and skateboards, and
computers, and ramen noodles, and..... well the list could go on basically
forever, but i still enjoi your site.

With this thou holy hand grenade, thy might blow up thine enemies to tiny
bits, in thy mercy.

60.  Never Have I laughed so hard at a fake DBZ Image

Hey, did you know that Goku went Super Saiyan level nine? Yeah he realy
did! And I'll prove it to you! Here's a image! And no it's not fake...
It's real! They just cut one episode off of Dragonball Z, were Goku went
Super Saiyan level nine, but Akira (The one who made Dragonball and
Dragonball Z) said it was a stupid idea so they didn't broadcast it... But
I went to Japan and took their cut episode. And now I'm showing the proof
to the world! Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Later!

Click Here To see The Picture

61.  Thanks?

gohan you are a nice person but marrys a stupid women

62.  Something tells me they're just gonna keep getting stranger

Yo. I am Stupedo Retardo and thats stupid retard in some freako
language....But people call me Anga *ain-ga* I am the granddaughter of
gokuu. and I am constipated and possesed! Yeah! I have accomplished
something great! Ok ok. sooooooooo....I have a eating habbit of Gokuu....
and I have a question.....Do you think that Pokemon is pathetic? I do! And
Do you have a real name? like maybe uh, nevermind. yeah, ok, mm-hmm, sure,
yup, ok. did you know that I have black hair? you did? well I dont! HA! I
have red hair! Nah! So like I have blue eyes to

63.  Well you might be right about that last part :)

my teacher is dum. we were learning about flight, I asked if she could teach  me to fly and she gave me a
strange look and she gave me extra home work and she still didnt teach me. so I tried to shoot her with a special beam cannon but she gave me more
 
ps. destroy hercule he gets on my nerves . you're cool   

64.  This guy is resourceful! He found funny faces!

hey my name is vegeta YATES im 31 male and my mom tried to kill me. but i just yelled die beeep
[this word has been excluded for personal reason] i turned ssj 4 I really like android 18 or maybe bulma but
trunks is cute  

P.S.- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 sleep is for the weak

 COOL site i always did like
didgimon

65.  Super Human? Pathetic Humans...

im a not a saiyan im a human a super human my hair gos blue and my
eyes orange i became SHJ when a smelling cheese came and hit me so
i melted it with my blarme garme bla wave.

PS:.luv the site.
from
me.

66.  You must really like that yellow rat

hello just one question do you,you,you,you,you,because
i dont-know where i'am i must be lost in the land
of,sorry who am i please help me ahhhhhhhhhh the pain
the pain of it all,vietnam can really kill you
especially when you weren't even there yes i must be
lost im stuck inside the matrix,quick i must dodge
some bullet's-in my head there's a bullet in my
head,bullet in my head,bullet in my shut up shut up
shut up help me please i've gone mad
ahhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhh.ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh
p.s is it me or is pikachu really sexy,i would
really like to shag that little yellow arse
ahhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh see i told you i was
ahhhhhhh,crazy,ahhhhhhhhhhhh where's my key i need my
key let me in ahhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhh please any help
would do ahhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh

hello i'm still here waiting to be saved by
you mr pikachu i want to to shag mr pikachu
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh (hang on i was just
dreaming im not stuck in the matrix that was close,but
hang on i never got to shag mr pikachu
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhh
quick back to sleep) snoar snoar-- -- hello mr
pikachu i've been waiting for you------------

67.  Congratulations

I win

68.  Buu need to shut up....

BUU mad buu wana piss buu wana go to the restroom!!!!!!!! bUU need a potty now!!!!!!!! Buu need to piss bad,
Buu need to piss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

69.   Sorry Jiggy, you're on your own for this one...save me some corn....nice font as well

dear Gohan,

       hello i am jiggy I walk And I have just turned SSJ 3 (i Iook cool)
andthe brockoley men attack my town of ffloooooooooooogoooville
I tried to destroy them but they are too strong I need your advice on
this because you are good
at killing green people so please tell mre  what to do
                                                        

   from,
Jiggy

p.s. i eat CORN

70.  There are only 4 letters that can describe this e-mail.....ROFL

Hi my name is BOB !!!!!
I am a big richard simmons fan and I love dbz too. Yeserday my dreams came true when I heard from my friends/grandpas/dogs/mailmans/
barbers/dentist, that The final choice for the character to play goku in the new dbz movie is 
going to be Richard Simmons !!! Do you like richard simmons? I had a feeling you did . The movie will be based on the
freeza saga and freeza will be played by bill cosby . Scince my uncle works in the tooth paist industry he was able to
get me the movie poster that is going to be used for the movie. I scanned it on my computer and scince your my favorite
site Im going to give it to you . By the way Gohan, whats it like to fly ? Uh my garboge can is calling me I got to go and
feed the man eating pumkins that live in my toilet see ya lator .

Click here to see the picture

71.  Right when you think you've seen the worst fake DBAF images, someone sends you this...

HELLOIOOO my NAme is FTPIDlasookapabatofu fu fu fu and I am the proud owner of the Internatinal Burping Campain !!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know el sapato means the shoe in spanish .!!!!!!!!!! Hee hee hee . BWA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!! WHen I 
went to the moon when people from switzerland who were really aliens abducted me because they needed help inventing indoor pluming
APLOOOOO HA HA HA UGA UgA TFF TFF TFF TFF , ..... sorry . Anyway I found top secret video tapes of DBAF.
 I said to my self I'l borrow one HEE HEE HEE !!!!!! heres a pic of freezaditts !!! Gaze at it''s incredible detail, the peak
of japanese animation . IT will shock you, amaze you,it might even frighten you,!!!! I give you Freizaditts !!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALD !!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS TIME, YES ,YES, are you ready ?
THE ULTimate power auga AUGA DGADGKHADGOIHDGOIDHAGddjd!!!!!!! WEEEEEFf!!!!!! Happy Honica , merry
christmas , happy quanza HOOOPOKHDFHEDF
 ....... MEatballs meatballs I like speggeti ,. el sapato !!!!!!!

Click Here to See the picture

72.  What *did* I do to deserve this?? -_-

yo man whats up
I just want to say that like so many others
I want to get on your weird e-mail section but wait before you shut this window down and say "WHAT THE [censored]
DID I DO TO DESSERVE THIS" hear me out now I made a weird banner for the site I mean this banner really sucks and
desserves to be catagorized as weird and if that isn't weird enough just listen to this

*cough* *cough*
Drangonball AF is real
so is SSJ100 Gohan and goku
and Pokemon Z/Pokemon GT is my favorite show of all time

and now as my insurance of getting into the weird e-mail section I proudly present a poem written by me

"silver sun golden moon
mabye even a snowstorm at the end of june
birds are singing bon laden is smoking weed
and you people are acting like you are the king of Theed"

P.S: Theed is a planet in starwars hey I actually remembered that another reason to put this in the weir e-mails
section ya well I forgot to add the banners I made with it you see another reason why I am weird meaning
another reason to put it on the weird e-mails section well I have added them now but I just realized its too big
so I cant sorry I know you really wanted to see my banner mabye another time

72.  Um that's uh.... nice?

One time i went ssj but then i went and played diablo2 and there was this guy named like llamllecco or something and i
think hes the guy who sent we#22 (weird email) but he was stupid just like his email he sent you so i just made a new acc.
or got it stolen or something and then i said screw this game and i went out beat up goku ssj9 and his android death
version but i could see how WE#14 (weird email) could have mistaken cuz i was so fast that it kinda looked like goku
did the work but it was all me and after i killed all those suka foo's i went and caught me a squirtle and a couch in a reg.
poke' ball cuz i couldnt afford ne thing better but i couldnt really afford a reg. poke' ball so i just wacked the store owner
over the head with a big fat magi karp but he woke up as i left and shot me with his p-shooter and poked my eye out
and now im sittin here talkin to u with an eye patch

P.S. (Reply to
[EXCLUDED] im so board please gimme something to think about or do please)

73.  I think someone is having an identity crisis....

Do u KNOW WHO I AM????????

DO U KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO???????????

DO YOU??????

I
AM..........................................................................
..................
................................
............................................................................
.......................
............................................................................
.

CAPTAIN GINYU(does sailor moon pose)

HAHAHAHA DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

P.S

for all u little people out there DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
to ahahahahahaha

P.S

LOL

74.  That's what brothers are for... heh heh heh

Um... Hi, I have a question to ask you... Every day my brother has been trying
to use Kamehameha aimed at my head... If some how he suceeds... Should I be
worried?
If you have any advice E-mail me back...


75.  What does this have to do with anything?

Do you like bacon?

76.  And a yabba-dabba-do to you too

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77.  0_o  <-- That says it all
Listen here Gohan you homeless bum.. how dare you make fun of peoples realy life stories and call them weird!!!
 boy oh boy if chi chi knew about this you would have had a major ass kickin by now buddy ol palllllllllllllllllllllll... now 
PUT MORE PICTURES OF ME ON YOUR SITE!!! I AM ONLY THE COOLEST ACTOR EEVERRRR!!! YAMCHA!!!!! 
YAMCHA!!!!! YYYAMMMMMMCCCCHHHHHAAAAA

78.  Understood... :-/

i am a straight person

lets get this straight

ur r not handsome and difinitly not good.

Your best is not good for me.

79.  Wow!! That's interesting!
Hey!!! It's Gotan your twin but I have a scar on my right eye I 'm a dark saiyin so If I 
find  you kiss your butt good bye.Oh! by the way I've got  black saiyin armor and a 
black cape your part of  qualdruplets the others are girl saiyins Gochi and Gochin . 
Gochin is a dark saiyin too,Gochi is a goody goody so she's with you now . We can 
all go SSJ5 but your a weakling.All about the planet Vigeta being destroyed is a lie 
we still live when we crashed you ,dad and Gochi had head injury so you guys forgot 
your misson.Now!  dad and Gochi is protecting the Earth and you know  what is so 
funny we was digidestin then you hit your head(again) then you thought you was a 
human and then remembered a little about our life ."WE LIVE AGAIN" you are really 
a saiyin. 
80.  Like this... Raditz is pathetic
HOW DARE YOU SAY RADITZ IS PATHETIC!!! HE IS LIKE ONLY THE BEST SAIYAN AFTER BARDOCK
81.  There is only one thing I can say... hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!
giday mate.

Im just wondering if the disclaimer posted on your site (before entering the full ep section) actually works?
If i decide to post full eps on my site... what are the chances of some government agent kicking my ass?

cheers.

82.  Isn't that nice...
Chicken...
83.  Reading these e-mails is killing my already almost dead IQ level
YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY PIGS ARE GREEN YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY PIGS ARE 
GREEN YUMMY YUMMY ON MY TUMMY PIGS ARE GREEN YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY PIGS 
ARE GREEN FLUFFY!!!! 
84.  Please god... make it stop

ihave alot of    things to say in this email...first of all i'm crazy and you shouldnt listen to anything i say but i''ll go on
with this email anyway (singing) Its a small world aaafter aaaal...I wanna be the very best..POKEMON gotta catch
them all..Didgemon digital monsters...*stops singing* UH-OH i gotta go the people from Shady Acres Mental House
is here...NO I'LL NEVER GO BACK
TO THAT HELL HOLE...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...SOME ONE SAVE ME...

P.S. this message will self destruct in 5 seconds... beep...beep...beep...beep...beep

        *boooom*

85.  Oh yeah??!!?! Bring it fo0

Gohan I am your father,

You must help me destroy this paper clip dude telling me how to write

Uh-oh he’s just turned supersayin 6 and transformed into a spirally thigy

AAARRRGGGHHH  I transformed in to supersayin 10 and will now destroy the puny paperclip I’ve absorbed Goten and
I’m coming for you next…

86.  I can see the originality of our fans is growing

cheese...

87.  -nono-...
 
i farted.

88.  What the hell 0_o.... help me
buu is bent ha ha ha ! buu make you into shit hahaha you wont make meshit oh
yes i will Oh no im a peice of shit

89. Married at 15... hahahaha... 

Hey thamks for replying. Well, I was just wondering, in the weird emails section, 
someone said that you were married at 15. I know it's not my business or anything,
I was just curious. But it would be awesome if you were. Anyways.. so, um I don't
know so buh bye!

90.  I'll be sure to give Goku the message :)

hi there this is marron speakin i am the only daughter of krillin and i was born without a nose(it's a magic nose 
i get one later). ok so lets get down to the point ............................................... i hate my life ................... 
what was the point again?................................. why am i e-mailin u? ................................ i have just one this 
really cool shoot gohan thing i made ................ uh-oh did i just say that? ................. i swear i was just thinkin 
bout killin yo .... i mean my invisible sister when i made it ............................................................... *starts sigin* 
i don't wanna wait for my life to be ova before i kiss trun...i mean uh well vegeta*stops sigin* ..............*starts 
again*i'm in the mood for love simply because trun.....i mean uh well vegeta is near me*stops*i shouldn't sing 
about a really hot and married man. wo is me .... me a 16 year old is in luv with an older man(and married).
well i have to go know k oh and tell ur dad(goku) that i really apreciated last night ...... um i mean well tell him
 i said thinks for the hot tim*wink wink*

91.  SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!

I AM YAJIROBEES BROTHER YAJIMOOMEE!!!!! I AM THE
ONEWHO KILLED CELL AND MAJIN BUU.....NOT YOU OR 
GOKU!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!TRY AND 
TAKE ME ON IF YOU DARE! *cough cough* ow...my throat...
*ahem* OK BACK TO BUISNESS!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!! 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

92.  ..... You're an idiot

Hello i'm dil and i can turn SSJ6 So i'm called SSJ6 Dil. i can do lots of new moves like super freeze attack and the 
powerfullest SJK 
93.  I'm doing that right now actually

have you ever eaten corn while watching a monkey dance the cheese dance 
wearing fancy cheeses as clothes?

94.  I'll be there in a minute, just let me finish looking at this mark on my wall
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP 
MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dieing.........

...........h...el........pppppp.......m-m-m.......eeeeeeeee...................

.........ok never mind and my cumputer still sucks

95.  I get paid toooons
this is the second member of c.r.a.p. citizens are rageing against phones and i have to say catching pigeons with notes
attaced is like catching fortune cookies with wings, and i am intrested in how muck u have to work out to get the part of
gohan how much does it pay , i am just like foku i followed the magical beans!!!!!!!!! 
 
p.s. my chair is gonna stink for awhile now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

96.  Me a saiyan... quack?
 
me a chicken gdfggcfgc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

97.  Thanks for clearing that up for us

Your Weird E-Mails Section is F***ED up and has some F***ED up people but hey thats the point!

98.  Sorry the feeling aint mutual.. mainly because you lick dogs

I um....
I uhhhhhh.....
ummmm..........
I think I........
I need uhhhhh......
STUPID um...........
I can't.......
WHY DON'T YOU CALL!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU MAKE ME SICK, BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY.  YOU KNOW WHY?  CAUSE YOU ARE
CUTE!!!!!!!!! 

P.S.  I lick dogs


99.  LMAO!!!!!!
 
And for another sissy-like episode of:
Dragonball: Not-As-It-Should-Be
 
Goku: Aaaaahhh, what a beautiful morning.
Goku gets out of bed. A crack is heard and Goku falls onto the floor.
Goku: Aaah, I broke my ankle.
Vegeta walks in.
Vegeta: What?
Goku: I BROKE MY ANKLE!!!
Vegeta: What? Goku, if you don't speak up I won't be able to hear you and I will just leave you there with your broken
ankle.
Bye.
Vegeta walks out.
Lunchtime...
Goku: Help!!! I've been here for hours.
Krillen walks in.
Krillen: What is it Goku? If there a problem?
Goku: Well what do you think you bald twat! I broke my ankle.
Krillen: How?
Goku: Um...
Then Goku explodes and Krillen vomits.
In the kitchen...
Krillen comes running in with tears coming down his eyes.
Krillen: WAAAAAAAAH!!! NO NO NOOOOOO! GOKU IS DEAD! *cries like a baby*
Krillen sees nachos on the table.
Krillen: NACHOS!!!
*krillen runs over to the table and dumps a load of nachos in his mouth*
Yamcha: So, what was the problem with Goku?
Krillen: Who is Goku?
Yamcha: Um, the guy who is dead...
Krillen: Oh right. WAAAAAAH!!! NO NOOOOOOOO!!! GOKU IS DEAD!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone is shocked. They smack their gobs and make that shocking sound, you know, that sound like they are
berathing in. Anyway..
 
Find what happens next time on:
Dragonball: Not-As-It-Should-Be

100.  FINALLY!! NOW I CAN GET MY REVENGE FOR BEATING CRONO IN THE GAMEFAQS SECTION -_-

Its a me Mario.
"du du du dudududu dududududududu du du du dududu dudududududu"
Wooo hoo its a me mario

101.  Ok then

 
KAAAARRRRR!!!!!...... @&#7(@(@&#*#GHhshshskskjskissssiissiioa

102.  We need more e-mails like this...

you are my hero! how did you made that site i want to ask you a question
can i take your first layout to my site i am a fat stupid stink and i want
to be like you un the future you are the best i want to tell you a secret
i am going to open my site in December 31 the site will be about dragon ballz i havent decided which
name to give to my site here my best ideas:
1. Cheese ball
2. Cheese ballz
3. Cheese balltgt
4. Mr. satan's Cheeseteria(i made it up it's a place that i'm dreaming about where everyone eating different kinds of
chhese
5. Triple cheese
6. sucky @$$hole(my friend saying that's a good name)
 
or you can think about another name if this ideas are bad
i am a gay i am not ashamed to admit it 
my favorite quotes are :
1. you are cheezy but i am cheezier

103.  Ok, Just let me finish eating this cake

Please you have to help i spyed on the alliens they found me i found
a piece of paper that they wrote it's in their langauage i think you are the only
one that caN HELP US THEY AER COMING FOR ME
the letter is :
++[]}}fdfd??yuiuibbb\\||ivcv###jv34,,,,,{****},,,,hghghfksjdflskjfslk"""""""""""""|||''
dfdsfshgbtrg\s*&&&&&&$#$^#$%#!@#!@%$|%
565^%^$tkfkdsjfs^%&^%%@#gcftyugyurgd|g
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,||||||||||||||||||||||||\ertlkrd&^&5t|rdjg3w4j230yfj

please i am begging for help if someone won't do something
earth is going to BE DESTROYED!!!!
GOHAN you are the only one that can stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

104.  A free Gohan in the wild.. that would be cool

you're not the real gohan...... are u? Because if u are, i'll hunt u down and enslave u and then force u to marry
me! unless of course u look at me with an innocent puppy dog face and sadly say,"Why are u doing this to me?"
than i would shout out "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!" and let u go
to be
a free Gohan in the wild!!!!!


105.  I don't doubt you friend

hi my name is gopu (haha) and i am a super  pissing saiyan

106.  Interesting

my dog is a  doggy saiyan one day i went outside with my beagle dog and was tricking him by trying to make
him jump realy high he finally got real mad and his fur stood strait up and turned bright pink  i finnaly knew he
was ssd 1 (supper sayin dog 1) adn then purple wings sprouted and flew right threw me so i ran and got  my stapler
and hot glue gun put all my organs back in and glued and stapled then i was fine so i went back outside  and found him drinking by the pond  i said  u come out of ssd 1 right now he sadi barkkkkkkkkk and bit my friggin head of  crap my head
said i said i d be right back i went and got the glue gun and the stapler did my operation told my dad and he said i will
have to kill it so he pulled out hid 20 gauge and shot but he found out are dog is majin butch and the pellets came right
out of him and killed my dad!! i was pissed so my mom got her rifle i said no mom dont but she fired and got  killed i
was man now i felt my hair go up and i had a yellow glow around me and my dog battled it off i won and we were  friends and
went inside and lived happily ever after   p.s. i found the dragon balla and wished for everyone who died would come
back and more hot glue cartriges and staples to close my wounds    the end  made by §teven


107.  I choose x_x

IF U TELL ME UR NAME I WILL GIVE U A PIZZA PIE, I U DONT TELL ME I WILL MAKE U
LOOK LIKE THIS: x _x

108.  Maybe later

teach me tofly

109.  .... -_-

Squeak

110.  Sure thing bob

i am a "the cell game"fan.follow my instructions:put your left leg behind your right knee,stand on your head,putyour
legs over your head,your arms between your legs and chant the following:agabudagabuadadadgabua

111.  <--This is a special number... No e-mail deserves to be the 111th e-mail :).. don't ask

112.  Sure i'll hook u up with Chi-Chi dawg... w0rd

Dear Gohan,
I tottally luv ur site. It's the best. I also like elephants who like purple but thats a little beside the point.I eat
special pumpkins named Scott. They like purple too. WAIT.... I LUV CHI-CHI AND I WANNA GO OUT
WIT HER... CAN YOU HOOK ME UP? WELL, I MUST GO KILL A SQUIRREL NOW. BYE.

113.  ROFL

I believe that microsoft has released a new browser that puts flowers and hippies all over webpages. Maybe this would
explain all the flower references in the weird e-mail section. Who Knows?

114.  ok?

Pardon Me.......My email is : Jamarana.

115.  ....BALEEETED!!!

gohan3k uim going to hack thecellgame and take over candada wiht dark-brolly..we are 
coming..meet us at the cn tower on thursday, if you dontr come we'llm know toy were 
chiken!! *buck buck..bukkaaaaaaaa* hahahahahhahahah..you scuk. dark brolly wants to know 
why you dont come on msn a lot..tell us or we'll hack your msn

Dark-Goku

116.  Good Job Sky Man!

GINYU FORCE POSE NOW!!!!!!!!! DO NOT TOUCH MY DRAGONBALLS! THEY PREDUCE 
STUFF THAT I NEED WITH BULMA! YES THATS RIGHT VEGETA. BULMA IS MINE YOU DISCUSTING 
FAGGET THAT CAME OF THE STREETS OF PLANET GAY. HAHAHAHAH. YOU WILL PERISH AT MY EMAIL 
DIE DIE DIE!!! 
117.  Um..... ok?

Ugly picture man.
118.  Do you want a medal?

YES IT'S TRUE!!!
Even though i am a stupid punk i managed to hack Microsoft
 website
i wasted thier money i saw all their new programs such as:
1.Visual J++ .NET
2.Frontpage sex-p
3.Visual Basic mfsp (Mother Fucker Stupid program )
Note: they ate not going to continue support C,C++ they are going to make new language

it will be called #3bjs (three Blow Jobs)
and they are going to make another  Technology called
ActiveDyck i don't know  a lot about the new Technlogy

It is a true story so don't laugh and don't put me on the weird E-mails
section


119.  Well.. it is a dog eat dog world 0_o

Hey Gohan,
Something really weird happened the other day coz 2 of my dogs called jesse and rockie started doing the fusion dance
and then they fused to make jesskie and then his fur went up and it went yellow and he turned into a super doggie and
then he flew off so then i followed him and he arrived at somewhere but then a pink dog was waiting for them and he was
called doggeta and he is evil because he tried to blow up the earth but then jesskie stopped him and then they started
fighting but then they diffused and then doggeta absorbs jesse to make him super doggeta but then my other girl dog
called ruby comes along and she brings some earrings and they both put them on and they fused to make rockby and then
rockby started fighting super doggeta and then rockby punched him real hard in the stomach and he coughed up jesse
and then doggeta gets really mad and turns into puppy doggeta and started fighting rockby but then she gets absorbed
to make ultimate puppy doggeta but then jesse turns into super doggie 4 and he had red fur around his body and he started fighting ultimate puppy doggeta and then jesse shouts doggie bomb and creates an enormous energy ball and he shoots it
down at ultimate puppy doggeta and he was killed........but i helped jesse find the doggieballs and we summoned the doggie
and we granted that we could wish back rockie and ruby and then they appeared and we said we won't have the next wish
bu thte summoned doggie got mad with us and turned into 7 black doggies and they killed us all and the planet and the
universe. The End.

120.  Never have I been called frieza.. some people put too much time into these

Bonjour! Ca va? Ca va bien.
Hello! How are you? I am Fine.

Your site is very good Frezia, but not good enough. For you see, I am no longer Cell, I am Super Salior Cell. And also Napolean the conquerer. My armies qwill crush you and your pathetic site hoh hoh! My Armies (loaded with stealth technologies and sub machineguns and rockets and LOTS OF TANX) will crush you! I condem you, your stupid poseing Ginyu Foces, your evil lab monkeys, and your site to the depths of the non visited internet and I will destroy your evil lab where you create evil zombie Captian Ginyus's who pose a lot to help make this evil and completely idiotic SITE!
Now to move on to something completely random.............
*Ahem* (Screeching of microphone is heard)
(Man in Captian Ginyu costume gets on stage and begins singing while doing dance of joy.)

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
Je Merde dans ton arse.....

Audeince: 0_o..... (More screeching is heard.)

Won't you say you love me ..... tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........

half an hour later...

ooooooooooooooooooooooo::CHOKE GAG CHOKE COUGH COUGH:: Oops, swallowed my mint.
::Audeince is still quiet and crikets can be heard in the distance. Captian Ginyu still has hands raised from end of song and is looking nervously around room, hoping that nobody knows what Je Merde dans ton arse means::

Well anyway I was just kidding about you're site before Frezia, I really like it. Maybe we can team up sometime and kill Goku and his stupid Z warriors.

P.S Audeince died half hour later in room filled with sulfuric acid.
P.S.S By the way Je Merde dans ton arse means I sh** in your a**.


121.  Don't be too happy, you're not the only one who has killed him

nOOOOOOOOOONNOOOoooooooNNNOOooooo NOOOOoooooOOOoooOOOoooo.

my....my....my....my.....my...my.... amrpits stink.

What.....what.....what.... aaaaaaaah goku is trying to eat me. NOOOOOOO GOKU you will go fat. You eat too much. Ah that my leg A$$hole. AAAAAG goku noooooo ah my right arm hey stop chewing me armpits.

WOooooa i think goku died from the scent of my arm pits

HAHHAHAH I HAV BEATEN KAKAROT MUAHAHAHA


122.  Thanks, I'll make a mental note of that

Here's the Official Majin Buu Dictionary. Use it well like the force!!

1)Buuuu!! Beh blah beck booom!!! -translates into- Pass Me The Beans!

2)Boomerang! Bangggg buuu beee beoopp!!! -translates into- The bathroom is in the fridge

3)Behgalahagra buppp boopp bemahera chicken! -translates into- Got any Duck?

4)Badminton bah blop blog buh bema befan bessshha beeeeh! -translates into- Yes

5) Beh! -translates into- Im the strongest being in the universe! I will kill you all and you will die because of the cheese! 

6) Ugga Booga! -translates into- I've not changed my pants for weeks...

7) Moo..-translates into- Got milk?

8) Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Ooooo..!!! -translates into- I hang around with fleas

9) Glashurel Blah! -translates into- Im dead.

10) Bjjaaahnh Hanah bajjjii majin buu! Bugaboy boomerang pokemon yu-gi-oh buu DBZ!! -translates into- I like you

Use this wisely Luke Skywalker, as it may one day save your life from many unpleasant things such as the cheese.
OH MY GOD ITS EATING MY FACE!!! THE MOLD! AHhhHHhhhhhh.........


123.  §lA§h3R needs a brain cell

§lA§h3R Has returned.....§lA§h3R will kill The Zfighters...§lA§h3R Will
Destroy Petiful Gohan...§lA§h3R says u r next gohan§lA§h3RWatch your
back....§lA§h3R says so....U Will die...

P3aCe....§lA§h3R

124.  Yeah thanks for reminding me...

You havent changed your I-mood in MONTHS!!!!!!!!(...or your pants...)
Chang them both or I will tell you deepest darkest dirtiest nautyest secret....UNDERSTAND?!

125.  Sounds like you have a very interesting life

Hey, if I had a sister, she would be a ho. Im bored, because nobody roleplays with me anymore. 
my life is................................. dull. nothing fun happens. I am a demon, 500 years 
old. I am a fox demon, in a saiyan body. My saiyan age is....ummm....whats that number...oh! 16. 
I am bored..living 500 years, takes the fun outta life. and I am so powerfull, I cant kill myself. 
I have never told anyone this...thats okay................................. I married goku, then he 
dumped me for that baka chichi. He said that i am too damn sexy. So I got with trunks, and I am still 
with him......... 

So, do you know what?? I like poop. Its pretty. I put some in my pancakes the other day...MMM! YUMMIE! 
I told trunks it was chocolate...he liked it alot........ 

can I bring you with me to look at my musium of poop? You would like it........... 

I am wierd. I dont doubt that! ddfglkdjslkdj g;lk skgldksjg 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOHAN DONT DO IT!!!!!!! DONT JUMP! I........I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! 
*runs away* 
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
126.  YOU HAVE A NOSE???? WOW!! THAT'S AMAZING!!

I am the chicken girl and I have a NOSE!!!

127.  hahahahhahaha.. God.. I love this

WHY DID YOU PUT MY EMAIL  IN THE WEIRD EMAIL SECTION?!?!?!?! ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT I AM WEIRD?!?!?! 
Miles

128.  ewwww
PHEW That stinks was that you

PS :- Sorry it was me who farted

129.  Just paint more baksetballs...

Pokemon was good but Pokemon Z is better, Pokemon GT was rubbish , i mean in GT 
pikachu evaolves,whats up wid dat? , how is it gonna sit on gokus shoulder now, why 
does vegeta have a jigglypuff? , I got 7 basketballs and put stars on them,a dragon 
came out, i screwed up the wish coz i said "damn i'm hungry i wish i had a ham sandwich" 
i didnt notice the 700 ft long dragon comin out of the balls , he gave me sandwih, i 
asked for extra mayonaise,then it said oonly one wish, so i called him a cheap S.O.B and 
he went back in the balls,the balls then sporead every where,i've found one of the 7 balls,
i still have the sandwich...... can you help me find the balls so i can get my mayonaise......
 and the green stuff off my sandwich?

130.  We all hated Pokémon GT

Pokemon was good but Pokemon Z is better, Pokemon GT was rubbish , i mean in GT pikachu 
evaolves,whats up wid dat? , how is it gonna sit on gokus shoulder now, why does vegeta 
have a jigglypuff? , I got 7 basketballs and put stars on them,a dragon came out, i screwed
up the wish coz i said "damn i'm hungry i wish i had a ham sandwich" i didnt notice the 700 
ft long dragon comin out of the balls , he gave me sandwih, i asked for extra mayonaise,then
it said oonly one wish, so i called him a cheap S.O.B and he went back in the balls,the balls
then sporead every where,i've found one of the 7 balls,i still have the sandwich...... can you
help me find the balls so i can get my mayonaise...... and the green stuff off my sandwich?

131.  Grammar is needed here

What sup man

132.  A goat??? A... goat.. errr... 0_0... nice font

Choose to believe me if you wish, but know 
this- I am the Daughter of the all powerful 
PRINCE VEGETA and I have instructed my 
pet goat to come kill you. If you do not die, 
he shall give you oral sex!

All bow to the Sayajin Princess!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

133.  For some reason... this made me laugh

Happy Happy Joy Joy

134.  What kind of crack is this kid on?

yo that is mad funny yo you could you make super vegeta 3k

135.  

Hey Look gohan i can fly


Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie

This is FUn....HAHAHAHA Videl cant fly Your wifes a Loser Gohan HAHAHAHAHA


136.  Again...

send this to 15 people by tonight or something bad will happen

137.  NOT A SANDLE!!!

UPDATE OR DIIIIEE!!!or ill casterate you with a sandle!

138.  IT sure is

sweet

139.  Ok.. there.. now what?

blah blah blah blah blah this is an email...if i remember correctly....
but still heblah!!!!!!go stand on ur head and count 2 50 bye!!!!!


140.  It's ok.. we all love piccolo.. and no you can't eat my nose

Chicken have feet you know…I’m in love with Piccolo and I DON’T CARE IF HE’S GREEN!!!
Can I eat your nose? The word of the week is sugar. My brother is sitting next to me. I’m an Otaku.
Have you noticed that humans don’t have purple skin?

141.  ^_^

^_^

142.  Updating weird e-mails...


what are u doing

143. ez ez

i swear put me in that list and i will nuclear bomb you to death
144.  Yippy!!
More spam!!!!
145.  You people spend waaaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on these

I have 10 things to say
1.Happy Happy Joy Joy 

2.IM A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AS STOUT HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY...what the? another handle? IM NO TEAPOT IM
 A SUGAR BOWL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3.im really a penguin that can go ssj8 bagillion

4.the P.D.A (Penguins Destroy All) will one day rule the world! hahahahahaha

5. im writing a P.D.A screenplay

6.Goku is really just a Keebler Elf in disquise (i saw through the desguise with my Oompa Loompa glasses)

7.In Dragon Ball master roshi blew up the moon, the moon is made of cheese and cheese is in destructible, therefor he couldnt blow 
up the moon

8.I like to electrocute myself, its tingly

9.i walked into a wall once, it hurt

10.does this qualify to go into your wierd e-mail thing? if not please e-mail me back and i can and will make this wierder (im clinically 
insane so dont doubt me!)

11.theres really 12 things i have to say not 10

12.egg song-Im dreaming of a white eggmas
just like the ones i make at home
with the salt still falling
the pepper charging
im making up this song as i go

13.what comes after 12? 


146.  Thanks for telling me something I already knew

you are the one...........

147.  Um... yea, thanks for the heads up

Klingon-SoH nargh butlh 
Translation in pitiful English- you appear dirty under the finger nails

luke i am a holo graphic image projected in front of you to pursuade you to 
go to the bathroom with the emperor because he isn't potty trained!!!!!!!!!! 
Oh no i told my secret to you!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a +20 great sword.........*burp*........'scuse me

148.  That pants bit reallllly scares me =\

I am kitty witty
in a pitty
and I am sitty
so I am!

My bro is doggy
in the foggy
going potty
yes he is!

eating his crappy
fetching nappies
kissing daddy
yes we are! 

***************************************
original no?

all e- amil you have received up until now are wrong! 
I did all those things! I had the super sayian cat, my armpits stink, 
I have the assainating goat! It's me I tell you, ME!

ps why are my pants wet?

149.  NOT THE CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m taking the crab…the crab…the crab…CHEESE!!!
.
150.  Yes, Purple

Purple?


151.  forgive me for not shaking in my boots

my name is gopoo and im a super poojian my race was destroyed by pooza but im the only surviver and can go to power levels up to spj(super poojian)23149809345882389
i have enough power to destroy you gohan you WILL die!!!!!!!!!! poomehamehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh no my wife
poo-chi "gopoo come eat dinner i made your favourite poosteak" yumm you wanna try some gohan? WELL TOO BAD ITS ALL MINE HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

p.s.remember you will die from the hands of gopoo and my name is pronounced gop-uu not go-poo

152.  I know i've said this before, but you're welcome

hi gohan
thank you betting cell

153.  Nooooooo, not a chibi!!!! Wait, shouldn't i be more worried about you stalking me..

well umm....I shall Stalk you!!! *turns him into a chibi* aww cute!!

154.  YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

Don't do it !

155.  I choose 'else'

whyyyyyyyy mmmeeeeee whyyyyyyyy do I have to be eaten by buu?huh huh huh?stuuuupiiiid!!!!Im a ssj hulk..
reply or else.

156.  hahahaha, that picture is beautiful

Hi gohan, i love your site its so cool but its missing Yu-Gi-Ball Z. Any way can you tell me wot trunksey's strongest card is? and why does gogi get taller when he uses his millenium puzzle and turns yami gogi?
and does gogi beat maximillion pegavegeta and napik?
any way just in case you dont know what Yu-Gi-Ball Z ive ataced a poster of it.
thanks i'm Spongebob Square Bardock.



157.  Not just ANYONE can eat MY ear!!!

Hi Gohan! I love you! Will you marry me?
Hi Gohan! I hate you! Can I kill you?
Hi Gohan! I like you! Will you be my boyfriend?
Hi Gohan! I want you to put of my fanfiction of dragonballz somewhere on the site pleaseeeee!!

FanFiction:

Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.

Gohan then picks up the phone. "........................................Hi?" "I'm going to kill you!" "What?!" "I said!! -" "I know what you said!!!" Then Gohan dies from a heart attack. "Hello? HeLLOOOLLLpofdd" Said the voice.
Then Goku comes in the room. "NOOOOOOOOO!! I AM YOUR FATHER!" The he dies. The Chi-Chi comes in with a book........

"Kamehahmeha!!" Vegeta yelled attack Gohan. Gohan dodged. Gohan then turned into a monkey. Then a frog. The a apple. Then Vegeta ate the apple and died....

End of fiction.

Like it Gohan? Do you Do youDo youDo youDo youDo youDo youDo youDo youDo you? Do you? Do youDo youDo youDo you? Do youDo youDo youDo youDo you? Do you? Do youDo youDo you?

One time. Videl gave me your phone number so I called you. And your like: "Hello?" And i'm like "HI WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Then you hung up. So I called you again and i'm like "GOHAN!!???" And your like "Jonane is that you?" And i'm like "No but will you marry me?" Then you hung up!! My phone number is 235-6780-I luv Gohan!!!!

Wanna read mhyuidhfoidshf!!! Ahh!! What happened you might ask? Well, I died. Bye! I love you!!

PS. Can I eat your ear?

158.  ...................... -_-

this is a virus you plonker

159.  No you're not.

I am SSJ100,000,000,000

160.  ewww

He want to put beef in your Taco!

161.  I put this e-mail up cuz you scared me //end sarcasm

Hi Gohan i am Android 18 and i want to destroy Goku and if you dont put me in your wierd e-mail section i will shoot you with a power blitz
good-bye

162.  Sounds fun

boo ah I frightened you didnt I @@@@@@?@@@@LL:J
I like jetskies but cbbage is going too far for my cutlery

PS: my leg can do the raindance with my printer
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Mold

163.  Finally, someone who understands.. LONG LIVE ME!!

Yo. TO EVERYONE IN YOUR WEIRD E-MAIL SECTION WHAT IS WRONG WITH
YOU !!!!!! I'M BARDOCK THE THIRD,AND I'M MAD!!!!! *goes SSJ 9,000,000,000,000*
THEY MUST PERISH !!!!!!!! PS LONG LIVE GOHAN3K

164.  I seriously hope it's B

Its an im-freaking-possible fusion between vegetto and gogeta! how retarded! T_T;;

Aparrently done through one of the following:
A. Bizarre mating ritual O_o
B. Fusion dance while wearing potaras

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