Welcome to one of the most popular
sections of our site; obsessed with DBZ! Well are you obsessed
with DBZ? Find out here.
1.
You are
actually enjoying the midi that is playing (download it at the midi
section)
2. You
cry every time you see Piccolo save Gohan from Nappa
3. You
actually played the voice of Vegeta in DBZ
4. You
wish you did
5. You
are designing your own DBZ video game for the Computer
6. You
tell your friends that you are actually an evil clone
7. You
go to the toy store and buy 7 basketballs and paint stars on them.
Then you spend the rest of the day trying to get Shenron to come out
8. You
actually do call out Shenron but then waist your wish on underwear
and then never see him again. But you never change that underwear
again
9.
You get
AOL, ICQ or MSN Messenger just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and
to fight people and prove that you really are a Saiyan
10. When you are
bored you make up silly puns of the characters' names such as Got a
Ten? (Goten), Pick a whole (Piccolo), Dull mom (Bulma), Trout Zoo (Chaioutzu)
and then call your friend Gohan just to tell them the names you made
up.
11.
You can
really go Super Saiyan
12. You
watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an
attack starts, even know you knew it was coming a mile away
13. You
cried for hours when Freeza killed Vegeta, and you cried for days
when Vegeta killed himself trying to stop Majin Buu
14. You
Try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were
sent down to Earth with it
15. You
actually look like Goku
16. You
convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that
your parents found you and lied to you about you being their child
17. You
brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with a
fighting force
18. You
wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto
19.
You learn
every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say
(train a dinosaur to ride a ball?)
20. You're
real name is Zarbon (sucks to be you)
21. You
have two imaginary friends: Goku and Vegeta
22. You
threaten to summon Goku and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies
make you mad
23. You
practice for hours a day trying to fly
24. You
actually learn to fly
25. You
get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell
your friends they are the real Dragon Balls
26. You
are as cocky as Vegeta or more
27. Your
e-mail address contains, SSJ, Gohan, Goku, Trunks or Vegeta
28. You
insult people by calling them humans
29. Whenever
you fall you say that you fall because you don't have your tail
anymore
30. You
jump off a pool deck trying to fly and end up breaking your leg
31. You
jump off a pool deck and actually DO fly!
32. While
running track you think you're Goku and run your fastest because he
could do it in a second, and end up hitting a wall
33. You
think you feel power flowing around you, like an enemy is near
34. You
spend weeks trying to fuse with your friend and all you do is get a
rash from your fingers touching so much
35. You
do not cut your hair for 5 years then stick it up like Vegeta's
with 20 lbs of hair spray and end up being called a freak
36. You
try and crush a rock in your hand, but just end up hurting
yourself
37. You
dye your hair yellow, put on tons of gel, put on a blue spandex
outfit and call yourself SSJ Vegeta.
38. You
lose a fight because you spent the whole time trying to form a
Spirit Bomb
39. You
continue to chant Kamehameha
40. You
force your friends to call you Vegeta
41. You
paint six small dots on your forehead and make corny jokes
42. You
actually think it is possible to have hair like Goku's
43. You
dye your hair purple and buy a plastic sword and put a capsule corp.
symbol on the shoulder part of your new blue jacket
44. You
build a time machine and expect it to work
45. You
try and make a gravity machineand you succeed!
46. You
Highlight your hair and call yourself a Super Saiyan
47. You
spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when you
are not thinking about it, you are drawing it
48. You
are Reading this
49. You
wake up at 6:30 to watch Full House (I mean....ummm)
50. You
plant a cherry tree the Tree of Might
51.
You
consider Goku to be a possible role model
52. You
spend all your time working on a DBZ site
53. You
expect to find Higher Dragons in a burning forest
54. You
go to Japan just to watch real DBZ
55. You
give your friends DBZ names
56. You
go to a farm and get a pig, name it Oolong, go home and expect it to
talk and shape shift
57. You
legally change your Goku, Gohan, Vegeta or Trunks
58. You
want to legally change your name to the above
59. You
get a PlayStation just for "DBGT: Final Bout"
60. You
ask your girlfriend to legally change here name to Bulma
61. You
know EVERY character's name that was ever in DB, DBZ, and DBGT
62. You
call your girlfriend Videl, Bulma, or Chi-Chi too many times and
then brake up with her.
63. You
try and train yourself to make sounds like Higher Dragon
64.
You make
Future Trunks's outfit to the absolute detail
65. You
try and buy or make every outfit every DBZ and DBGT character wears
66. You
try and get yourself to sound like every DBZ and DBGT character so
you can make up your own fanfics
67. You
tell your parents and friends that you are not in your real form.
Your real one is SSJ2.
68. When
you pick up the phone you say, "Hiya, I'm Goku. How may I help
you?"
69. Whenever
your computer freezes you yell "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS FREEZA!!
70. You
paint your face green and prance around calling yourself
Piccolo
71. You
memorize every meaning of every name
72. You
live on an island, talk to turtles, and name your house Kame house
73. You
look up at the clouds and shout nimbus
74. You
think you can take on every Z fighter because you have seen
everything they can do
75. You
look at your enemy and say I can sense your movements then get
punched in the face unknowingly
76. You
think your name has an ancient Ki meaning
77. You
are called a SOB and you suddenly think, "Son of Bardock"
and complement the person who called you that
78. You
think Earth might just be planet Vegeta and all the Humans are
really developed Saiyans
79. You
threaten to blow up the Earth
80. You
DO blow up Earth
81. You
point at someone and expect them to blow up
82. You
prepare yourself to fight Taurus
83. You
learn Japanese just to read a DB Manga
85. You
drive around in your car or on your bike chanting 'DBZ IS ON TODAY!'
(When, of course, it's on whenever you simply put a video in your
VCR)
86. You beg the
earth several times to help you and to form a Spirit Bomb
87. You
think that you should only watch Japanese DBZ because you think it
offends the Japanese people to translate it
88. You
think you are Piccolo and try to shoot your enemy with a Special
Beam Cannon
89. You
close your eyes and hug your pillow thinking it is Bulma
90. You
actually doubt Goku's gender because in Japan he has a female voice
91. You
name yourself Freeza and name your family other ice products.
92. You
paint all the grass in your yard blue.
93. You
name your son Trunks, Goten or Gohan.
94. You
grow a tail.
95. You
record all of the episodes in order and then watch them so
many times and your VCR blows up.and you blame it on Cell
96. You
attempt to go Super Saiyan and pass out.
97. You
attempt to go Super Saiyan.and you do
98.
Your kid
is repeatedly kidnapped.
99. Every
time you get killed you get wished back only to get killed a few
days later.
100. You learn
Japanese just so you can read the cards.
101. You
look at Goku and Vegeta and think there not bad looking really
102. You
dream about your own Dragonball Z episodes
104. You
are IN the episodes
105. You
Want a Boyfriend like Goku
106. You
throw your CD's about the room and yell "Destructo Disc"
107. You
scream "YES!" when your favourite character wins a fight
108. Before
you do something that you know is wrong, you paint an
"M" on your forehead so that if you get caught you can say
you were under Majin Buu's Control
109. You
can eat as much as Goku can
110. You
try moving the Great Pyramid with your thoughts.
111. You
read over 110 Facts that tell you if you are obsessed with
Dragonball Z and follow each one (even #105 and you are a boy and
even #60, #62, 89 if you are a girl)
112. You
put 2 fingers on your forehead and you expect to teleport
113. You
think your cat is talking to you.
114. When
your teacher gives you a failing mark you say "you should know
better than to oppose Vegeta!
115. You
get plastic surgery on your face to look like one of the characters
116. you never plan to get a boyfriend/girlfriend because
you have to stay loyal to your favorite dbz character
117. You
read everything on this list.
