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>>Weird E-mails
Let's see what the people out
there have been sending us, we will all get a laugh out of
these, especially the people who sent them........Well anyways
the real e-mail that was sent is in green and my comments are in
white... and my comments come before the actual e-mail .
Newest weird e-mail update is at e-mail #144..
and I know this page looks messed but I can't help that -_-
1.
Yeah you can own my site even though I don't know who you are
yeah
can i be a co-owner of your site thanks
2.
Yes we believe you....
Hi
Im a real life ssj I can fly and do every technique
ever
created i also made up my own technique called
kid
attack so hehehehe I'm the best
3.
Short yet extremely stupid...This kid should take English
again
Who
r Yuou?
4.
This Vegeta obsession has to stop
Vegeta
is the only true saiyan, you fool.
5.
A Funny forward sent to me by someone I don't
know...may as well post it
Don't
laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just
did this, this morning, wished for her promotion and
just got a call and she got it. I'm SO sorry
about this, but I had to keep it going. The last
time I sent this exact e-mail out, I got a new
job
and now I'm superstitious. Start thinking something
you really really want, cause this is astounding...
the person that sent this to me said their wish came
true
10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the
heck.
******
******
******
******
**********
(,)(,)
u
*.....*
You
have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat.
He
will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count
down is over.
(there
was a countdown here with a lot of spaces going down
from 10 to 1 but it takes too much room so I got rid
of it.)
MAKE
A WISH
Send
this to 10 people within the hour you read this.
If you do, your wish will come true.
6.
The subject even said "This is for your weird e-mail
section"
Is
your name really Gohan?
7.
No Comment
Hi
I am big fat stink and ugly tell me how to get girls man. Oh
and uh your site is beautiful. Nice pink colors and I think
the flower designs are cool.
8.
I feel sorry for this person I don't know if it was
a joke, or if they were being serious but it looks
like making this banner would take time.
Hey
I really like your site, I made a banner especially for
you, I hope you like it I spent a lot of time on it.
You don't have to give me any credit I love your site
and I don't care please put it up as soon as you can.
Cya laterz!
9.
Do you understand this language because I sure don't.
dfysrtytyrtyttrs
rysryrysrsy ruyruy u susu sy uhyr
10.
I don't know why but this person begged me to put his
e-mail up here....
my name is mogie from brawley. i
am a true Super Sayin becuase my town sounds the same as
broly. and my hair turns yellow when i bleach it. and i
think that what the true super sayins do. except broly
he used green hair dye. put me on your weird e-maile
list. and i will leave as the true super sayin.
P.S. e-mail me back when you put
me on your weird e-mail list thank you.
11. This is e-mail is
just plain scary.
man i really really really need a
date with Bulma and fast. pleaze hook me up.
12. Trunks finally gets
his first weird e-mail, and he hasn't been happier
since...
you know what, i have a really big
problem. I like to get my e- mails into
all the site's weird e- mail section. heck, maybe
i should start a weird e-
mail section on my site. my e- mail(s) have made
planet namek's odd e- mail
section and a few other site that i don't remember.
blah blah blah blah
this sux. C ya.
p.s. trunks is such a hottie!!
13. This guy took the
first shot at stating the obvious
you a really strong
person!
14. This is about the
funniest thing I have ever heard.
Well people say i lie but when i
went to Japan with our school i saw a episode of DBGT
and it was subtitled so i understood it but any ways
please list this somewhere once you have e-mail me @
[EXCLUDED]
and tell me were you posted it well anyways
Goku has his biggiest enemy ever AG a.k.a. Andriod Goku
who's level is unbelivable SSJ-D (super saiyan death)
it's in between level 4-5 and Goku was only level 5 and
AG made it up to Lv 6 but Goku destoreyed him at are you
ready for diz Lv 9 killer hey but true well before
Ag got blown in zillions of pieces by a
Kamahamaha+Spiritbomb he told Goku he had another
brother an outkast bacause of his power well his name
was Barrdock II but AG killed him by a punch to the head
his head his head exploded so that pissed Goku off well
that's the story of Android Goku well hope you liked it
see-ya oh yea just telling you know Gohan makes it to lv
9 with Goku's hel
15. This one has a
sequel!
I think it's really cool that you
made a site all about pokemon. How many pokemon
does Goku have? Does Goten catch Squirtle with a great
ball or an ultra ball? What is Pikachu's last
name?!? Oh, by the way, can you put couches in pokeballs?
Please answer all my questions. You can reach me at
[EXCLUDED}
My Reply:
Goku caught all 150 but sold them all for magic
beans that lead him to the great giant that lives in the
clouds, which is where he met his son Goten for the
first time, who later explained the best way to catch
Squirtle is to use a great ball, not an ultra ball.
And he also said Pikachu's last name is
slafkjalsfkdjkjklja. Goku said that instead of
catching pokemon he will devote his life to trying
to get couches to fit in pokeballs and out he went
on his new journey in his new show called Pokeball Z.
His Reply:
There is 251 pokemon. Magic beans
lead you to the underground passage where you find the
eternal dwarf-Krillin. Oh, and the shows name is Pokemon
GT numskull.
-At This point I just stopped
replying :)
16. Wow 16 weird e-mails
and more will probably still come
Dear super saiyan Gohan,
Hello! My name is Marle, I'm a
super saiyan girl. I'm the same age as you I'm
just asking if you want to go out with me.Please
answer me back! I LOVE YOU!!!!
From a Dragon BallZ Fan
17. I can't
believe people actually have time to do this.
Hey Mr. Gohan mam, I was
just cruisin' on your site, FOR A BRUSEN,
hahahaha get it cruisin for a brusen, i ryme when i have
the time. Well
anyway I was on your site and it's kind of good like it
should(another ryme
haha). Well it seems you like dragon ball z so do
i, me and my pet dog, Ju
Ju Fruit always used to watch it together but the stuped
thing took it to
seriously and he tried to fly and jumped out the window
right after i spray
painted him gold(like a super saiyen) well he didnt jump
i kind of threw him
for a test, he broke his legs but now hes ok and he
doesnt like dbz only
sailor moon, i showed him your site and he got mad at me
and bit my ear lobe,
now i can put a vegetto earring in it and say "i am
a saiyen and im prayen"
haha i rymed again.
18. They get Weirder
every day.
One
time i saw goku he told me that his name was goku but i
didnt believe him
so i went to the bathroom.
19.
Yes you can go Super Saiyan all you like.
You
know something, I was just wondering. If there
really were saiyans in the world, and they donated blood
to me, and if something gets me really really mad, would I
be able to go ssj? This is with the assumption that
I have a pure heart (which I do, it's pure evil.)
20.
Hmmm, I'll try to remember not to eat corn dogs when I'm
in NY....
Yo my name
is [EXCLUDED]
and I wanted you to know that im a
male, age 20, and i wanted to hook up with trunks. His
purple hair is neato
and I make sounds like a bumble bee when I see his
picture, can you hook me
up with him? Anyway once upon a time I ate a corn
dog which tasted like
macaroni and friggin CHEESE man! I'll never get a
corn dog from NY again, id
rather spit on the monster which lives in your pants.
Thank you for your mr
mime. HAHAHAHAAHAH! 21.
A family wierder than Malcom in the Middle!
Hello mister gohan man
You're right, they are
weird emails. Especially the ones about people saiyan
that they are saiyans, I mean thats just dumb.
Especially because my Dad is goku and Im Gotens twin
sister and I asked dad if they were related to us and he
said that they were just weird humans like Krillan but
weirder. at that moment when he told me Krillan
walked into the room and had heard what Dad had said and
was crying and saying that Dad was mean. Then Goten came
in trying to wrestle gohan to the floor and they
accidently ran into Krillan who thought that our family
was weird and started to power up then Dad grabbed
Krillans arm and used intantanious movement and took
krillan to the middle of the forest and came back and
looked out at the forest and us kids all asked what he
was doing and he said just keep looking out at the
forest so we were all standing there and then the forest
blew up. And you arent gohan. You cant be. You're not my
brother. Please reply back if you are then I can ask Dad
if I have another brother called Gohan. Bye Bye.
22.
I gotta stop posting my e-mail address
(I'll keep the text color for this one) hey
gohan!
my friend sent me 2 ur site cuz he saud the guyz on dbz
were hotties, n i
don't see ne pics! the little people in my head are not
happy! they might get
really mad n then i'll turn blue! i wonder if that would
look good on me?
well @least it's not the whole wimpy sailor moon thing!
ooh, drew-boo there's
a pic! wow he's FINE! banana's r yellow like goku's hair,
n i don't really
care! some advice 4 u: even if u r a super sayain, don't
make a 250 pound
linebacker! it's all funny till some loses an arm! don't
up that steroid
dosage!
kiss the boys,
their just toys
but don't play w/ me!
u don't know how weird that would b!
luv ya always!
The Naughty LLama
(write back!)
23.
*Insert lame comment about the e-mail here* I'm getting
lazy...
Hello Mr. Gohan.
How is your kid, I can't beleive
your a father at the age of 15. Know I got to ask a
question. I see why SSj uses up lots of energy. You must
get realy hot when you are like that. I mean when your
hair catches on Fire and you stay like that for 10 days
it must heart. I am goiing to come over. I learned
INstant Transmission. I learned it when My rope swimg
broke and I hit the truck. Then I also learned Destrocto
Disc. But those damn freesbies melt when they are on
fire. What can I use for my solution?
Dog-eta
Ps:Your wife is soooo hot!
24.
Ugh, SSJ100..oh well I've seen higher numbers
Hi mr gohan man your website is
cool i know alot of the people in your weird email list
all of the saiyans that is. i just came from
another planet called monkey its a secret hideout for
saiyans that survived the attack from freeza but i know
hes dead cause my energy in my head was so mad it blew
him up. i would like to say hi to all my saiyan friends
most of them are in your weird email list. i remember
alot of them from my crib they were next to me. i would
also like to say i turned super saiyajin 10 i got so
hairy that when i cut my hair the ssj10 power is used to
having big hair it kept growing till i stoped the
transformation. and i would also like to say that my
friend breifcase (hes another friend of trunks) turned
ssj100 his hair is the size of te earth. i would also
like to say put this in ur weird email section so my
saiyan friends from baby age can read what im writing
that is "hi". so bye
25.
I'll try to stop ruining your life....
Dear
Gohan-mun,
I'm
really ticked at you. You told me, in your "Obssesed
With DBZ
section", that Vegeta kills himself when trying to
stop Majin Buu. I haven't
seen those episodes yet and I didn't want to know what
happened. You have
officailly ruined my life by telling me this. DOn't your
dare ruin my life
anymore!
Sincerely,
Torankusu A.K.A. Chris.
P.S. I hate you.
25.
This is not a F***ing Pokemon site
plz put this in your wierd
e-mails section
well i am 15 i live in the
digimon world and i have a pet pikachu and my name is
hbvfrskhgbksjfhweiusfebfskd could you pplz answer all
the following quesytsfasv(i got bored of spelling
questions)
1.i am a super saiyan?
2.are you a super
saiyan?
3.wat pet pokemon do u have?
4.do u live in the digital world
too?
5.i love pokemon z?
6.some of these are'tn questions
are they
oh and by the way i have done
everything on your dbz crazy list :)
25.
The next person who e-mails me about DBAF will answer to
my assassins
Im sorry, this is Darc,
and I find it very annoying that you said the ssj5
goku pic was not real. Although DragonballAF
sucked and lasted only six episodes, rather than the
250, it was supposed to, it still existed, okay!
I only bothered to watch the first episode, it stunk,
but still ssj5 goku is real, except, it's not goku,
but goku jr.
26. Nail
Polish Smells Good hey
I think your site is cool my friend said that she
wanted to go out with
you
DO YOU DRINK NAIL POLISH!!!!!!!!!!!
COZ MY FRIEND DOZ 27.
I hate Mr. Satan so much..... HEY IM HERCULES MR SATAN. I AM THE BEST FIGHTER IN THE WORLD. I BEAT CELL AND BOJACK WITH ONE FINGER. I ALSO BEAT BABY WITH MY EYE LASER ATTACK. I JUST LET GOKU FIGHT CUZ I TRAINED HIM AND I WANT TO SEE IF HE LEARN .HE ARE WEAK WHEN HE FIGHT WITH ME. I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOW HIM HOW TO BE A SUPER SAIYAN 1,2,3,4 OHH YEAH AND I BEAT FRIEZA TOO.
BROLLY IS MY SON THATS WHY HE IS SO POWER FULL. I CAN BE A SUPER SAYIAN TO BUT I DONT WANT CUZ I WILL BE THE MORE POWERFUL GUY IN THE UNIVERSE AND I AM IN THE NORMAL FORM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I AM THE BEST
AND THE NAME OF THE SERIE DRAGON BALL AF AF= ALNORD FOLISH MY GRANDSON NAME CUZ I AM HERCULE (MR SATAN) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 28.
DBAF, When will people realize it's not real dbaf is real but not yet been made pics have been sold in japan but pics
where made by numbers of fans but has not been dicided if to broadcast this
project
yours sincerly
sion cheng lee
of the anime company 29.
English is a great language, try learning it.
I want you DEAD I'll
GET YOU FOR THIS IF IT,S THE LAST THING I DOO!!!!
Any ways my name is ...........=23 +2 = 25 +DBGT =
son goku any ways i want .......just wait
i'm back J00r $1ï3 R0x3r$ J00r b0x3R$ !! i always
see this really weird guy he has a stupid blue suit
and he ALWAYS carry's this really weird suit
case he has black hair and it's flat really
ugly face .......kinda like you'rs he's every were i
want to be. 0Pp0$Ing F0rC3 i dont have a
email.....not i know this poke"mon site and
like my really WEIRD EMAIL wink wink ;) if you
know what i mean but i dont have time for this so i
got to go bye! heehhehehehhehe SUCKER ****er
HAHA
c'ome on i'll kick
you're were's you're ASSASIN's when HAHA
(-0'.')--O)*o*) !! haha you dont dont have
any assasin's do you HAHssthhttttthshhtsshs
HELP ME SEND THE POldiiss AAAHGHGH HELP DAMNIT
AHHHGJJJ SEND TTHEC NAVY HE:PP MEES PLEASSE
SGAHSSHAHAHAAAHHAA!! 1
30.
Going to the old Namek is a great idea, especially
since it blew up
Hi!
This is Bulma! I just thought I would call. Vegeta
is on my nerves today. Well, your not home now, so
ill stop this message! BYE!!!!
P.S.: we should go up to Namek sometime (again)
31.
Weirder and Weirder, Weirder and Weirder....
Ummm.....Please correct me if im wrong but i woke up and went to eat breakfast and i started to eat bacon until it spoke, it said its name was oolong and he wants to go home. So den i ran outside jumped on my bike and i accidently ran over Turtle, so i gave him to my dog and road off until i saw this fat guy called yajirobe trying to stand up and catch the bus. Then i kept rideing when i saw a brand new bowling ally with the world champion kriilin wining a trophie, so i kept on riding when i saw a new band called the Ginyu Force, they have cool lyrics but they dont have any music, so i threw rocks at them and rode off until some weird people claiming to be android 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 asked me if i new where Goku lived, but i said i want something in return so android 18 took me to a back ally and game a qwickie and so i told them that goku lived up my ass and rode off like hell right up until i saw a guy called Dende at a church claiming that he could heal people like jesus, i thiught wot a lie and rode off till i got home and jumped in bed and realized that some girls were in my bed already claiming they were bulma, chi-chi, pan and android 18 so i jumped in anyway and let them do wot eva they want to me.
Then i woke up the next moring and went to have breakfast until my bacon started talking and said his name was oolong and he wants to go home.........................etc
WELL I WANTED TO KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN TOMMOROW.
32.
Not much to say besides this is one of those E-mails
that really makes me laugh
I had a
good filling that you would beat cell
33.
Another half an hour long e-mail :) But god dang,
it's funny
Yes, you heard me! My cat is a SUPPER SEYINGING!, Nope.. not a Super Saiyan
- A Supper Seyinging, it's like Super Saiyan level-69473
I know my cat is a supper seyinging because when i kicked him, he went
"Meow.." and his fur turned yellow, his body started to form an aura and he
started to go "MEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and fly...
Than he was flyin around the room hitting walls and stuff going "Meow" and
than finally he went "MeowMeowHa Wave!" and my house exploded.. than i went
outside only to see that my DOG was transforming into a SUPPER SEYINGING 2!!
He went "Bark bark" and started to fly around the town, but than he
accidently hit my neighbors garage door by accident and.. died, than my cat
went supper seyinging 2 and destroyed my neighbor, than my cat went "Meow",
so i jumped on his back and we flew to Afganistan, and there my cat started
to use his MeowMeowHa Waves all over, and than Osama Bin Laden goes Supper
Seyinging 6, he flies into the air and charges a MooMoo Blast, a giant cow
than comes flying towards me and Mr.SnugglesSnuffumz(my cat), than Bin Laden
laughed and charged up even more and went Supper Seyinging 7, my cat than
skipped many levels and went Supper Seyinging 8!... in this stage which is
the final form he turned into a very big cat!! and shot his Chou MeowMeowHa
wave and destroyed Osama Bin Laden, than my cat and i flew back to my house
and we celebrated by singing the Meow Mix theme song.... oh yea, and heres a
pic of me holding my cat(hes in his normal form, but thats what the size he
is in Supper Seyinging 8 form) Click
Here to see the Picture 34.
But It's so much fun! Dear Gohan,
Quit telling me to jump off of a cliff and kill myself! I cannot fly, so quit telling me that I can! I already tried that once and it broke every bone in my body and almost got paralyzed entirely! Also, quit telling me that the killer monkeys are my masters! I asked one if it was my master and it tried to smash me with a big hammer! You are really trying to get me killed or something aren't you?!
P.S: Also, quit telling me that I am a super saiyan and my parents are Goku and Chichi! Goku already tried to kill me with a spirit bomb, and Chichi threw a grenade at me when I told them that!
35.
9999999999999999, (another one where the original text makes it
funnier)
hi how
are you doing what supersaiyan level are
you
36. Anger
is the key....Yes...very...normal...e-mail
hello I am a
female saiyan
and I wanted 2 ask
are u really gohan??
'cause I am having
trouble turning into a super saiyan.
goku told me that I
had to ask you
and when I asked
vegeta he just told me to get lost
so can u help me?
everybody is
laughing at me because I can't go super saiyan.
if you will help me
I will make a good wish for you.
I friends with
shenron ya know and he knows porunga.
oh yeah before I
forget
tell your
friend Trunks he is a hunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dig the he waves
his sword!!!!!!!!!
he is so
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and this is a
normal e-mail wright??
kisses from the
female saiyan
37.
I'm getting to old for this, why do people wanna
be on this section so bad??
Heloo~
Me the son of a Monkey must thank you frp the chesse you know I looove
cheese and it tastes like nasty but i like it... hey I got an idea put me on
the wierd e-mail section bacause Ive always wanted to be in that.....and me
the son a monkey must say thanks for your cheese and i will reward you with
nothing...©this e-mail is copyright 2001......Not he he he.....I like the
chesse that you sent me because I looove cheese even though it tastes like
nasty....hey I could own your site ya know...admitt it.... <<<< a box!!! he
he he.... ---<<<look glasses!! I am wierd so you should put me in the
wierd e-amil section.
thanx! Ò_0
38. What the hell have you been smoking????
ÐÒÉ×ÅÔ !
39.
Old McDonald had a farm eeai eeai ooh
Yes
I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes!
POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like
Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes!
POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like
Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes!
POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like
Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes!
POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like
Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes!
POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like
Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes!
POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like
Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes!
POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!Yes I like
Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!! CLUCK CLUCK
CLUCK!Yes I like Potatoes! POTATOES!!! MOO!!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!
40.
I'll try.....
stay awake
41.
0_o
Man,
this site is so wicked.THere's only a few things
ya' need:ya' need more flowers,Hippies,and a
sign that tells you not to look in the site when
you are up @ 4 am in the morning.I was seein'
lepricauns in my room.Anyway wicked site!!! It's
more powerful than Mr. paulerds secret hash!!
THanks
42.
Cartoons.....they are just cartoons....
Dear mr. gohan,
i really ,really like you but i love
android 17 much beter .
hook me up very fast.
MIA
no thanks to you!
P.S. I love trunks 17 and goten.i they are all
so so so so so so so so so so so so
so so so so
so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so
so so so so so so so so so
hottttttttttttttttttt
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43.
Tell Madiswell I said hi
hey Gohan the
wierdest thing happened to me the other day.
well I was
sitting down whatching dbz and all of the sudden
my cats did the fushion
dance and fused. since my cats name was madison
and maxwell I decided to
call him madiswell. So when I went over to pet
it they meowed and tore
my face off and now everyone at school calls me
no faced Krillen becuse
my name is krillen.and so every so often my cats
fuse sometimes its
maxson and some times its madiswell. and I've
tryed every thing even
cutting of my left arm but nothing would work.
so I need your help.
Please. if you do help I will give you my
doughter Dina to marry? 44.
Very rarely does an e-mail make me laugh non
stop
Hi im with an
oganization called crap. Citizens Rageing
Against Phones.
and aperently you are the problem. now just
becuse theres only 3 of us
does not mean you can stop our organization. its
ANarchy baby!!!
P.S your just jelous becuse the vocies talk to
me!! so there. Nany nany
boo boo stick your head in doo doo.
45. Are you
drunk or just stupid?
me skink bad
get away knowwww
46.
Sounds fun!! I wanna come next time!
My ugly day
all started when i woke up and when watching tv
i saw a rocket
luanch to planet Namek now that's imposseble i
hought but then i found
myself in the rocket. when i goku and krillin
arivvived at namek krillin
stared making jokes about goku's hair (bad idea)
then goku blasted krillen
to the next dddfgehuyjkhjkii ( I got tierd of
tring to spell dimension) i
got back in the rocket and went home when i
arivved at school everyone was
tiny brolli they looked at me then started
blasting away andi doged all of
them when iwas on the street and really pissed
at everyone dying i looked at
a joke shop and decieaed to go in and try to
cool down so i went in and
guess who was running it king kai so now i'm
really really really really
really really really really really really really
really really really really
pissed so i take out my shot gun and shoot every
one in the world then i
wrent home and got to sleep
ps: hi my name is poo poo poo ppo poo poo poo
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo 47.
She changes her number everyday to avoid advertisers
I DESPERATLEY NEED 18's PHONE NUMBER!!!
Someone told me her number was (768) 1818180.
Here's the conversation...
Ring...
Ring...
Ring...
Lady: Hello?
Me: Oh, I've
found you buttercup!
Lady: What?
Me: My lifelong
dream of finding you has finally come true!!!
Lady: Rob? Is that you?
Me: No, just
divorce that mangy Krillin!!!
Lady: Rob, how
many times have I told you, this is not a
hot-line!?
Me: Darling?
Lady: Shut up.
Me: 18?
Lady: I'm 52.
Me: I don't
care, marry me!!!
Lady: We're cousin's, imbecile.
Me: *click*
So I have come
to you, in hopes of getting her #
48.
If they read this, they should know for
themselves :)
I'm gonna get
right to the point. Gohan I'm Vegeta's niece
and I want you to tell all those other girls
to
piss off! I mean it isn't enough that
there's all these werido girls that are
obsessed with my cousin Trunks!
But my
Uncle?! Dude he's like in his 30's and there
like what in there teens! God what the hell
is up with that!
My cousin is really nice
and if any of those girls try to get their
hands on him they're sadly mistaken! I can
go
SSj 1000! So they better watch it! Back
to my Uncle. He's freaking married! And I'd
rather not have his life
corrupted by having
teen girls without lives chasing him around!
So if the girls who are obsessed with Vegeta
or Trunks value their lives they better
stay away! Just thought I'd let you know.
49. Um.....yeah
hi!!!!!!!!!!!my
dear mr gohan!!!!!!
....u know what!?...u are hottttttttt..and
cuttie..and sexy..too..but not
more than my lovely trunks!!!!.....but..you
are hott!!! and ur" brother is
too..
by..a chic..that s love s all of u!! but not
more than my hottiest trunks..c
ya!!!!
50. Gotta love
that text
dude like i'm
totaly pissed at you like dude you told me
to buy 7 bowling balls and i did and it
cost me so much money so like then like
dude like i got on top of a cliff and
tried to fly but like a
died
s then i woke
up the next morning and kalled my dad goku
and my mom chi chi and my dad was not goku
so he kamamahaed me for dissing his name
(witch is goku ) it dose not take a brain
to tell that
your
trying to kill me
ps: i like
your pokemon site the hippi sign and
flowers r so beutiful
51. Keep trying
like your cousin did...it should work
If i stick
my head in fire will i look like a super
saiyan before my hair
burns off?
PS: My cousin tried to make himself look
like a super saiyan by putting his
hair on fire and now hes in the hospital.
I was just hoping i might have
better luck.
52. Wow
this person wrote me a poem
you are really really really stupid
and your just like me name's pretty poo
poo with a bum in it
yo dude i resited a poem for u here it
goes bum bum u r a bum. bum bum u r a
bum.
bum bum u r a bum bum bum u r a bum
bum bum u r a bum bum bum u r a bum ha
ha ha
53. But IT's just so tempting!
STOP
POKING ME IN THE EYE WITH THAT THING
54.
Bad Grammar never seems to end
ME
MAJIN BUU!!ME EAT YOU UP!!!...BUU,GET
AWAY FROM ME!SORRY.HE'S NOT USSALY LIKE
THIS.
55. Your
teacher is a fool...... hi.
ummmm....... Yesterday at school I asked
my teacher what our lesson in science
would be and she said we were
going to
study Cells, so I
asked her, " Are we going to study
Cell or Cell Jr?", and she thought
I was a freak and I
got detention, but I
still wonder why she never told me which
we were studying. 56.
No Problemo Buddy
thanks for beating cell
for us gohan
57. Another
Cat story...a funny one
Once upon a time,
there was a guy called gohan. He was a
stupid masticated
cow, but he became a cat. The meow mix
tasted bad, so he became a smat
saya-jin and his mom chi-chi made him
study a lot. Goku, his stupid imbecel
of a dad trained him a lot, and he
became super sayan. What?! Super
Sayan's are foolish. HAHAHA... I will
defeat them all with my... uh . ...
powerful hands, and i will uh, kill
them all with my powerful attacks. I
can use a attack called
masekamahigbanurninguput. Its strong.
I can beat
you with it. As a matter of a fact, Im
called a super ultra sayan from
mars. I created the planet vegeta
again and renamed it. No i didn;t. I
was just kidding. HAHA.
U suck.
Im just kidding
Well roses are red, violets are blue,
im scizophrenic, and so am i
DO NOT STUDY by the way.
Studying gives you knowledge,
knowledge is power, and power
corrupts...
So if u study, u study to be corrupt.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
I'm cell. I will defeat you.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Im just kidding.
Lets get along okay?
AHAHAHHAHAHA
Freeza will die.
58.
Someone's been drinking a bit too much
coffee
hi
gohan i am gohan too
how can you be gohan i am gohan not
you
lets see who really is gohan
KAMEHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what! vegeta!
no, i didnt just kill gohan DIE!!!
KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!
oh crap. i just killed vegie boy......
oh no i sense GOKU
umm ....... it wasnt me dad i
swear.....
IT WAS....... GOTEN
I SAW GOTEN DO IT!!!!!! KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
KISS KI
LOOOOOOOOSERS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I AM
ULTIMATE GOHAN!!!!!
oh... videl
um,,,,,,,,,, i swear its not what it
looks like......
OW! DONT SLAP ME YOU B*&^& YOU
WILL PERISH AT GOHANS
HANDS
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.
I hope I can throw the grenade in
time.... I
really enjoi your website... and
cheese, and bologna, and breakfast
cereals, and buttered toast, and
stickers, and hats, and skateboards,
and
computers, and ramen noodles, and.....
well the list could go on basically
forever, but i still enjoi your site.
With this thou holy hand grenade, thy
might blow up thine enemies to tiny
bits, in thy mercy. 60.
Never Have I laughed so hard at a fake
DBZ Image Hey,
did you know that Goku went Super
Saiyan level nine? Yeah he realy
did! And I'll prove it to you! Here's
a image! And no it's not fake...
It's real! They just cut one episode
off of Dragonball Z, were Goku went
Super Saiyan level nine, but Akira
(The one who made Dragonball and
Dragonball Z) said it was a stupid
idea so they didn't broadcast it...
But
I went to Japan and took their cut
episode. And now I'm showing the proof
to the world! Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Later! Click
Here To see The Picture 61.
Thanks? gohan
you are a nice person but marrys a
stupid women 62.
Something tells me they're just gonna
keep getting stranger Yo.
I am Stupedo Retardo and thats stupid
retard in some freako
language....But people call me Anga *ain-ga*
I am the granddaughter of
gokuu. and I am constipated and
possesed! Yeah! I have accomplished
something great! Ok ok. sooooooooo....I
have a eating habbit of Gokuu....
and I have a question.....Do you think
that Pokemon is pathetic? I do! And
Do you have a real name? like maybe
uh, nevermind. yeah, ok, mm-hmm, sure,
yup, ok. did you know that I have
black hair? you did? well I dont! HA!
I
have red hair! Nah! So like I have
blue eyes to 63.
Well you might be right about that
last part :)
my
teacher is dum. we were
learning about flight, I asked if
she could teach me to fly and
she gave me a
strange look and
she gave me extra home work and she
still didnt teach me. so I tried to
shoot her with a special beam cannon
but she gave me more
ps.
destroy hercule he gets on my nerves
. you're cool
64. This guy is resourceful! He found
funny faces!
hey my name is vegeta YATES
im 31 male and my mom tried to kill me. but i
just yelled die beeep
[this word has been excluded for personal
reason] i turned ssj 4 I really like android 18 or maybe bulma
but
trunks is cute
P.S.- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sleep is for the weak
                        COOL
site i always did like
didgimon
65. Super Human? Pathetic Humans...
im a not a saiyan im a human a
super human my hair gos blue and my
eyes orange i became SHJ when a smelling cheese came and hit me
so
i melted it with my blarme garme bla wave.
PS:.luv the site.
from
me.
66. You must really like that yellow
rat
hello just one question do
you,you,you,you,you,because
i dont-know where i'am i must be lost in the land
of,sorry who am i please help me ahhhhhhhhhh the pain
the pain of it all,vietnam can really kill you
especially when you weren't even there yes i must be
lost im stuck inside the matrix,quick i must dodge
some bullet's-in my head there's a bullet in my
head,bullet in my head,bullet in my shut up shut up
shut up help me please i've gone mad
ahhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhh.ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh
p.s is it me or is pikachu really sexy,i would
really like to shag that little yellow arse
ahhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh see i told you i was
ahhhhhhh,crazy,ahhhhhhhhhhhh where's my key i need my
key let me in ahhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhh please any help
would do ahhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh
hello i'm still here waiting to be saved by
you mr pikachu i want to to shag mr pikachu
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh (hang on i was just
dreaming im not stuck in the matrix that was close,but
hang on i never got to shag mr pikachu
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhh
quick back to sleep) snoar snoar-- -- hello mr
pikachu i've been waiting for you------------
67. Congratulations
I win
68. Buu need to shut up....
BUU mad buu wana piss buu wana
go to the restroom!!!!!!!! bUU need a potty now!!!!!!!! Buu
need to piss bad,
Buu need to
piss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
69. Sorry Jiggy, you're on
your own for this one...save me some corn....nice font as well
dear
Gohan,
hello i am jiggy I walk
And I have just turned SSJ 3 (i Iook cool)
andthe brockoley
men attack my town of
ffloooooooooooogoooville
I tried to
destroy them but they are too strong I need your advice on
this because you are good
at killing green people so please
tell mre what to do
from,
Jiggy
p.s. i eat CORN
70. There are only 4 letters
that can describe this e-mail.....ROFL
Hi my name is BOB !!!!!
I am a big richard simmons fan and I love dbz too. Yeserday my dreams came
true when I heard from my friends/grandpas/dogs/mailmans/
barbers/dentist,
that The final choice for the character to play goku in the new dbz movie is
going to be Richard Simmons !!! Do you like richard simmons? I had a feeling
you did . The movie will be based on the
freeza
saga and freeza will be
played by bill cosby . Scince my uncle works in the tooth paist industry he
was able to
get me the movie
poster that is going to be used for the movie.
I scanned it on my computer and scince your my favorite
site Im going to give
it
to you . By the way Gohan, whats it like to fly ? Uh my garboge can is
calling me I got to go and
feed the man eating pumkins
that live in my toilet
see ya lator .
Click here to see
the picture
71. Right when you think you've
seen the worst fake DBAF images, someone sends you this...
HELLOIOOO my NAme is FTPIDlasookapabatofu fu fu fu and I am the proud owner
of the Internatinal Burping Campain !!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know el sapato means
the shoe in spanish .!!!!!!!!!! Hee hee hee . BWA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!! WHen I
went to the moon when people from switzerland who were really aliens abducted
me because they needed help inventing indoor pluming
APLOOOOO HA HA HA UGA
UgA TFF TFF TFF TFF , ..... sorry . Anyway I found top secret video tapes of
DBAF.
I said to my
self I'l borrow one HEE HEE HEE !!!!!! heres a pic of
freezaditts !!! Gaze at it''s incredible detail, the peak
of japanese
animation .
IT will shock you, amaze you,it might even frighten you,!!!! I
give you Freizaditts !!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE TRUTH
WILL BE REVEALD
!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS TIME, YES ,YES, are you ready ?
THE ULTimate power auga
AUGA
DGADGKHADGOIHDGOIDHAGddjd!!!!!!! WEEEEEFf!!!!!! Happy Honica , merry
christmas , happy quanza HOOOPOKHDFHEDF
.......
MEatballs meatballs I like speggeti ,. el sapato !!!!!!!
Click Here to
See the picture
72. What *did* I do to deserve
this?? -_-
yo man whats up
I just want to say that like so many others
I want to get on your weird e-mail section but wait before you
shut this window down and say "WHAT THE [censored]
DID I DO TO DESSERVE THIS" hear me out now I made a weird banner for the
site I mean this banner really sucks and
desserves to be
catagorized as weird and if that isn't weird enough just
listen to this
*cough* *cough*
Drangonball AF is real
so is SSJ100 Gohan and goku
and Pokemon Z/Pokemon GT is my favorite show of all time
and now as my insurance of getting into the weird e-mail
section I proudly present a poem written by me
"silver sun golden moon
mabye even a snowstorm at the end of june
birds are singing bon laden is smoking weed
and you people are acting like you are the king of Theed"
P.S: Theed is a planet in starwars hey I actually remembered
that another reason to put this in the weir e-mails
section
ya well I forgot to add the banners I made with it you see
another reason why I am weird meaning
another reason to put it
on the weird e-mails section well I have added them now but I
just realized its too big
so I cant sorry I know you really
wanted to
see my banner mabye another time
72. Um that's uh.... nice?
One time i went ssj but then
i went and played diablo2 and there was this guy named like
llamllecco or something and i
think hes
the guy who sent we#22
(weird email) but he was stupid just like his email he sent
you so i just made a new acc.
or got it stolen or
something
and then i said screw this game and i went out beat up goku
ssj9 and his android death
version but i could see how
WE#14
(weird email) could have mistaken cuz i was so fast that it
kinda looked like goku
did the work but it was all me and
after i
killed all those suka foo's i went and caught me a
squirtle and a couch in a reg.
poke' ball cuz i couldnt afford
ne thing better but i
couldnt really afford a reg. poke' ball
so i just wacked the store owner
over the head with a big fat
magi karp but he woke up as i left
and shot me with his
p-shooter and poked my eye out
and now im sittin here talkin
to u with an eye patch
P.S. (Reply to [EXCLUDED]
im so board please gimme something to think about or do
please)
73. I think someone is having an
identity crisis....
Do u KNOW WHO I AM????????
DO U KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO???????????
DO YOU??????
I
AM..........................................................................
..................
................................
............................................................................
.......................
............................................................................
.
CAPTAIN GINYU(does sailor moon pose)
HAHAHAHA DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
P.S
for all u little people out there DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
to ahahahahahaha
P.S
LOL
74. That's what brothers are for...
heh heh heh
Um... Hi, I have a
question to ask you... Every day my brother has been trying
to use Kamehameha aimed at my head... If some how he suceeds...
Should I be
worried?
If you have any advice E-mail me back...
75. What does this have to do with anything?
Do you like bacon?
76. And a yabba-dabba-do to you too
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77. 0_o <-- That says it all
Listen here Gohan you homeless bum.. how dare you make fun of peoples realy life stories and call them weird!!!
boy oh boy if chi chi knew about this you would have had a major ass kickin by now buddy ol palllllllllllllllllllllll... now
PUT MORE PICTURES OF ME ON YOUR SITE!!! I AM ONLY THE COOLEST ACTOR EEVERRRR!!! YAMCHA!!!!!
YAMCHA!!!!! YYYAMMMMMMCCCCHHHHHAAAAA
78. Understood... :-/
i am a straight person
lets get this straight
ur r not handsome and difinitly not good.
Your best is not good for me.
79. Wow!! That's interesting!
Hey!!! It's Gotan your twin but I have a scar on my right eye I 'm a dark saiyin so If I
find you kiss your butt good bye.Oh! by the way I've got black saiyin armor and a
black cape your part of qualdruplets the others are girl saiyins Gochi and Gochin .
Gochin is a dark saiyin too,Gochi is a goody goody so she's with you now . We can
all go SSJ5 but your a weakling.All about the planet Vigeta being destroyed is a lie
we still live when we crashed you ,dad and Gochi had head injury so you guys forgot
your misson.Now! dad and Gochi is protecting the Earth and you know what is so
funny we was digidestin then you hit your head(again) then you thought you was a
human and then remembered a little about our life ."WE LIVE AGAIN" you are really
a saiyin.
80. Like this... Raditz is pathetic
HOW DARE YOU SAY RADITZ IS PATHETIC!!! HE IS LIKE ONLY THE BEST SAIYAN AFTER BARDOCK
81. There is only one thing I can say... hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!
giday mate.
Im just wondering if the disclaimer posted on your site (before entering the full ep section) actually works?
If i decide to post full eps on my site... what are the chances of some government agent kicking my ass?
cheers.
82. Isn't that nice...
Chicken...
83. Reading these e-mails is killing my already almost dead IQ level
YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY PIGS ARE GREEN YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY PIGS ARE
GREEN YUMMY YUMMY ON MY TUMMY PIGS ARE GREEN YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY PIGS
ARE GREEN FLUFFY!!!!
84. Please god... make it stop
ihave alot of things
to say in this email...first of all i'm crazy and you shouldnt
listen to anything i say but i''ll go on
with this email
anyway (singing) Its a small world aaafter aaaal...I wanna be
the very best..POKEMON gotta catch
them all..Didgemon digital
monsters...*stops singing* UH-OH i gotta go the people from
Shady Acres Mental House
is here...NO I'LL NEVER GO BACK
TO
THAT HELL HOLE...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...SOME ONE SAVE ME...
P.S. this message
will self destruct in 5 seconds...
beep...beep...beep...beep...beep
*boooom*
85. Oh yeah??!!?! Bring it fo0
Gohan
I am your father,
You must help me
destroy this paper clip dude telling me how to write
Uh-oh he’s just
turned supersayin 6 and
transformed into a spirally thigy
AAARRRGGGHHH I
transformed in to supersayin 10
and will now destroy the puny paperclip I’ve absorbed
Goten and
I’m coming for you next… 86. I can see the originality of our fans is growing
cheese...
87. -nono-...
i farted.
88. What the hell 0_o.... help mebuu is bent ha ha ha ! buu make you into shit hahaha you wont make meshit oh
yes i will Oh no im a peice of shit
89. Married at 15... hahahaha...
Hey thamks for replying. Well, I was just wondering, in the weird emails section,
someone said that you were married at 15. I know it's not my business or anything,
I was just curious. But it would be awesome if you were. Anyways.. so, um I don't
know so buh bye!
90. I'll be sure to give Goku the message :)
hi there this is marron speakin i am the only daughter of krillin and i was born without a nose(it's a magic nose
i get one later). ok so lets get down to the point ............................................... i hate my life ...................
what was the point again?................................. why am i e-mailin u? ................................ i have just one this
really cool shoot gohan thing i made ................ uh-oh did i just say that? ................. i swear i was just thinkin
bout killin yo .... i mean my invisible sister when i made it ............................................................... *starts sigin*
i don't wanna wait for my life to be ova before i kiss trun...i mean uh well vegeta*stops sigin* ..............*starts
again*i'm in the mood for love simply because trun.....i mean uh well vegeta is near me*stops*i shouldn't sing
about a really hot and married man. wo is me .... me a 16 year old is in luv with an older man(and married).
well i have to go know k oh and tell ur dad(goku) that i really apreciated last night ...... um i mean well tell him
i said thinks for the hot tim*wink wink*
91. SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!!
I AM YAJIROBEES BROTHER YAJIMOOMEE!!!!! I AM THE
ONEWHO KILLED CELL AND MAJIN BUU.....NOT YOU OR
GOKU!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!TRY AND
TAKE ME ON IF YOU DARE! *cough cough* ow...my throat...
*ahem* OK BACK TO BUISNESS!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
92. ..... You're an idiot
Hello i'm dil and i can turn SSJ6 So i'm called SSJ6 Dil. i can do lots of new moves like super freeze attack and the
powerfullest SJK
93. I'm doing that right now actually
have you ever eaten corn while watching a monkey dance the cheese dance
wearing fancy cheeses as clothes?
94. I'll be there in a minute, just let me finish looking at this mark on my wall
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP
MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dieing.........
...........h...el........pppppp.......m-m-m.......eeeeeeeee...................
.........ok never mind and my cumputer still sucks
95. I get paid toooons
this is the second
member of c.r.a.p. citizens are rageing against phones
and i have to say catching pigeons with notes
attaced is like catching fortune cookies with wings, and
i am intrested in how muck u have to work out to get the
part of
gohan
how much does it pay , i am just like foku i followed
the magical beans!!!!!!!!!
p.s. my chair is gonna stink for
awhile now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
96. Me a saiyan... quack?
me a chicken gdfggcfgc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
97. Thanks for clearing that up for us
Your Weird E-Mails Section is
F***ED up and has some F***ED up people but hey thats
the point!
98. Sorry the feeling aint mutual.. mainly
because you lick dogs
I um....
I uhhhhhh.....
ummmm..........
I think I........
I need uhhhhh......
STUPID um...........
I can't.......
WHY DON'T YOU CALL!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU MAKE ME SICK, BUT I LOVE YOU
ANYWAY. YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE YOU ARE
CUTE!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I lick dogs
99. LMAO!!!!!!
And for
another sissy-like episode of:
Dragonball: Not-As-It-Should-Be
Goku: Aaaaahhh,
what a beautiful morning.
Goku gets out
of bed. A crack is heard and Goku falls onto the
floor.
Goku: Aaah, I
broke my ankle.
Vegeta walks
in.
Vegeta: What?
Goku: I BROKE
MY ANKLE!!!
Vegeta: What?
Goku, if you don't speak up I won't be able to hear
you and I will just leave you there with your broken
ankle.
Bye.
Vegeta walks
out.
Lunchtime...
Goku: Help!!!
I've been here for hours.
Krillen walks
in.
Krillen: What
is it Goku? If there a problem?
Goku: Well
what do you think you bald twat! I broke my ankle.
Krillen: How?
Goku: Um...
Then Goku
explodes and Krillen vomits.
In the
kitchen...
Krillen comes
running in with tears coming down his eyes.
Krillen:
WAAAAAAAAH!!! NO NO NOOOOOO! GOKU IS DEAD! *cries
like a baby*
Krillen sees
nachos on the table.
Krillen:
NACHOS!!!
*krillen runs
over to the table and dumps a load of nachos in his
mouth*
Yamcha: So,
what was the problem with Goku?
Krillen: Who
is Goku?
Yamcha: Um,
the guy who is dead...
Krillen: Oh
right. WAAAAAAH!!! NO NOOOOOOOO!!! GOKU IS
DEAD!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone is
shocked. They smack their gobs and make that
shocking sound, you know, that sound like they are
berathing in. Anyway..
Find what
happens next time on:
Dragonball:
Not-As-It-Should-Be
100. FINALLY!! NOW I CAN GET MY REVENGE
FOR BEATING CRONO IN THE GAMEFAQS SECTION -_-
Its a me
Mario.
"du du du dudududu dududududududu du du du dududu
dudududududu"
Wooo hoo its a me mario
101. Ok then
KAAAARRRRR!!!!!......
@(@(@&#*#GHhshshskskjskissssiissiioa
102. We need
more e-mails like this...
you are my hero! how did
you made that site i want to ask you a question
can i take your first
layout to my site i am a fat stupid stink and i want
to be like you un the
future you are the best i want to tell you a secret
i am going to open my
site in December 31 the site will be about dragon ballz i
havent decided which
name to give to my site
here my best ideas:
1. Cheese ball
2. Cheese ballz
3. Cheese balltgt
4. Mr. satan's
Cheeseteria(i made it up it's a place that i'm dreaming about
where everyone eating different kinds of
chhese
5. Triple cheese
6. sucky @$$hole(my
friend saying that's a good name)
or you can think about
another name if this ideas are bad
i am a gay i am not
ashamed to admit it
my favorite quotes are :
1. you are cheezy but i
am cheezier
103. Ok, Just
let me finish eating this cake
Please you have to help i spyed on the alliens they found me i
found
a piece of paper that they wrote it's in their langauage i
think you are the only
one that caN HELP US THEY AER COMING FOR ME
the letter is :
++[]}}fdfd??yuiuibbb\\||ivcv###jv34,,,,,{****},,,,hghghfksjdflskjfslk"""""""""""""|||''
dfdsfshgbtrg\s*&&&&&&$#$^#$%#!@#!@%$|%
565^%^$tkfkdsjfs^%&^%%@#gcftyugyurgd|g
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,||||||||||||||||||||||||\ertlkrd&^&5t|rdjg3w4j230yfj
please i am begging for help if someone won't do something
earth is going to BE DESTROYED!!!!
GOHAN you are the only one that can stop
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
104.
A free Gohan in the wild.. that would be cool
you're not the real gohan...... are u? Because if u are, i'll
hunt u down and enslave u and then force u to marry
me! unless of course u look at me with an innocent puppy dog
face and sadly say,"Why are u doing this to me?"
than i would shout out "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!"
and let u go
to be
a free Gohan in the wild!!!!!
105. I don't doubt you friend
hi my name is gopu (haha) and i am a super pissing saiyan
106. Interesting
my dog is a doggy saiyan one day i went outside with my
beagle dog and was tricking him by trying to make
him jump realy high he finally got real mad and his fur stood
strait up and turned bright pink i finnaly knew he
was ssd 1 (supper sayin dog 1) adn then purple wings sprouted
and flew right threw me so i ran and got my stapler
and hot
glue gun put all my organs back in and glued and stapled then i was fine so i went back outside and found him drinking by
the pond i said u come out of ssd 1 right now he sadi
barkkkkkkkkk and bit my friggin head of crap my head
said i
said i d be right back i went and got the glue gun and the
stapler did my operation told my dad and he said i will
have
to kill it so he pulled out hid 20 gauge and shot but he found
out are dog is majin butch and the pellets came right
out of
him and killed my dad!! i was pissed so my mom got her rifle i
said no mom dont but she fired and got killed i
was man now i
felt my hair go up and i had a yellow glow around me and my
dog battled it off i won and we were friends and
went inside
and lived happily ever after p.s. i found the dragon balla
and wished for everyone who died would come
back and more hot
glue cartriges and staples to close my wounds the end made
by §teven
107. I choose x_x
IF U TELL
ME UR NAME I WILL GIVE U A PIZZA PIE, I U DONT TELL ME I WILL
MAKE U
LOOK LIKE THIS: x _x
108. Maybe later
teach me tofly
109. .... -_-
Squeak
110. Sure thing bob
i am a "the cell game"fan.follow my instructions:put your left
leg behind your right knee,stand on your head,putyour
legs
over your head,your arms between your legs and chant the
following:agabudagabuadadadgabua
111. <--This is a special number... No e-mail
deserves to be the 111th e-mail :).. don't ask
112. Sure i'll hook u up with Chi-Chi dawg...
w0rd
Dear Gohan,
I tottally luv ur site. It's the best. I also like elephants
who like purple but thats a little beside the point.I eat
special pumpkins named Scott. They like purple too. WAIT.... I LUV CHI-CHI AND I WANNA GO OUT
WIT HER... CAN YOU HOOK ME UP?
WELL, I MUST GO KILL A SQUIRREL NOW. BYE.
113. ROFL
I believe that microsoft has released a new browser that puts
flowers and hippies all over webpages. Maybe this would
explain all the flower references in the weird e-mail section.
Who Knows?
114. ok?
Pardon Me.......My email is : Jamarana.
115. ....BALEEETED!!!
gohan3k uim going to hack thecellgame and take over candada wiht dark-brolly..we are
coming..meet us at the cn tower on thursday, if you dontr come we'llm know toy were
chiken!! *buck buck..bukkaaaaaaaa* hahahahahhahahah..you scuk. dark brolly wants to know
why you dont come on msn a lot..tell us or we'll hack your msn
Dark-Goku
116. Good Job Sky Man!
GINYU FORCE POSE NOW!!!!!!!!! DO NOT TOUCH MY DRAGONBALLS! THEY PREDUCE
STUFF THAT I NEED WITH BULMA! YES THATS RIGHT VEGETA. BULMA IS MINE YOU DISCUSTING
FAGGET THAT CAME OF THE STREETS OF PLANET GAY. HAHAHAHAH. YOU WILL PERISH AT MY EMAIL
DIE DIE DIE!!!
117. Um..... ok?
Ugly picture man.
118. Do you want a medal?
YES IT'S TRUE!!!
Even though i am a stupid punk i managed to hack
Microsoft website
i wasted thier money i saw all their new programs such as:
1.Visual J++ .NET
2.Frontpage sex-p
3.Visual Basic mfsp (Mother Fucker Stupid program )
Note: they ate not going to continue support C,C++ they are
going to make new language
it will be called #3bjs (three Blow Jobs)
and they are going to make another Technology called
ActiveDyck i don't know a lot about the new Technlogy
It is a true
story so don't laugh and don't put me on
the weird E-mails
section
119. Well.. it is a dog eat dog world 0_o
Hey
Gohan,
Something really weird happened the other day coz 2 of my dogs
called jesse and rockie started doing the fusion dance
and then they fused to make jesskie and then his fur went up
and it went yellow and he turned into a super doggie and
then he flew off so then i followed him and he arrived at
somewhere but then a pink dog was waiting for them and he was
called doggeta and he is evil because he tried to blow up the
earth but then jesskie stopped him and then they started
fighting but then they diffused and then doggeta absorbs jesse
to make him super doggeta but then my other girl dog
called ruby comes along and she brings some earrings and they
both put them on and they fused to make rockby and then
rockby started fighting super doggeta and then rockby punched
him real hard in the stomach and he coughed up jesse
and then doggeta gets really mad and turns into puppy doggeta
and started fighting rockby but then she gets absorbed
to make ultimate puppy doggeta but then jesse turns into super
doggie 4 and he had red fur around his body and he started
fighting ultimate puppy doggeta and then jesse shouts doggie
bomb and creates an enormous energy ball and he shoots it
down at ultimate puppy doggeta and he was killed........but i
helped jesse find the doggieballs and we summoned the doggie
and we granted that we could wish back rockie and ruby and
then they appeared and we said we won't have the next wish
bu thte summoned doggie got mad with us and turned into 7
black doggies and they killed us all and the planet and the
universe. The End.
120.
Never have I been called frieza.. some people put too much
time into these
Bonjour! Ca va? Ca va bien.
Hello! How are you? I am Fine.
Your site is very good Frezia, but not good enough. For you
see, I am no longer Cell, I am Super Salior Cell. And also
Napolean the conquerer. My armies qwill crush you and your
pathetic site hoh hoh! My Armies (loaded with stealth
technologies and sub machineguns and rockets and LOTS OF TANX)
will crush you! I condem you, your stupid poseing Ginyu Foces,
your evil lab monkeys, and your site to the depths of the non
visited internet and I will destroy your evil lab where you
create evil zombie Captian Ginyus's who pose a lot to help
make this evil and completely idiotic SITE!
Now to move on to something completely random.............
*Ahem* (Screeching of microphone is heard)
(Man in Captian Ginyu costume gets on stage and begins singing
while doing dance of joy.)
I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
Je Merde dans ton arse.....
Audeince: 0_o..... (More screeching is heard.)
Won't you say you love me .....
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........
half an hour later...
ooooooooooooooooooooooo::CHOKE GAG CHOKE COUGH COUGH:: Oops,
swallowed my mint.
::Audeince is still quiet and crikets can be heard in the
distance. Captian Ginyu still has hands raised from end of
song and is looking nervously around room, hoping that nobody
knows what Je Merde dans ton arse means::
Well anyway I was just kidding about you're site before Frezia,
I really like it. Maybe we can team up sometime and kill Goku
and his stupid Z warriors.
P.S Audeince died half hour later in room filled with sulfuric
acid.
P.S.S By the way Je Merde dans ton arse means I sh** in your
a**.
121. Don't be too happy, you're not the only one who
has killed him
nOOOOOOOOOONNOOOoooooooNNNOOooooo
NOOOOoooooOOOoooOOOoooo.
my....my....my....my.....my...my.... amrpits stink.
What.....what.....what.... aaaaaaaah goku is trying to eat me.
NOOOOOOO GOKU you will go fat. You eat too much. Ah that my
leg A$$hole. AAAAAG goku noooooo ah my right arm hey stop
chewing me armpits.
WOooooa i think goku died from the scent of my arm pits
HAHHAHAH I HAV BEATEN KAKAROT MUAHAHAHA
122. Thanks, I'll make a mental note of that
Here's the Official
Majin Buu Dictionary. Use it well like the force!!
1)Buuuu!! Beh blah beck booom!!! -translates into- Pass Me The
Beans!
2)Boomerang! Bangggg buuu beee beoopp!!! -translates into- The
bathroom is in the fridge
3)Behgalahagra buppp boopp bemahera chicken! -translates into-
Got any Duck?
4)Badminton bah blop blog buh bema befan bessshha beeeeh!
-translates into- Yes
5) Beh! -translates into- Im the
strongest being in the universe! I will kill you all and you
will die because of the cheese!
6) Ugga Booga! -translates into- I've not changed my pants for
weeks...
7) Moo..-translates into- Got milk?
8) Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Ooooo..!!! -translates into- I hang
around with fleas
9) Glashurel Blah! -translates into- Im dead.
10) Bjjaaahnh Hanah bajjjii majin buu! Bugaboy boomerang
pokemon yu-gi-oh buu DBZ!! -translates into- I like you
Use this wisely Luke Skywalker, as it may one day save your
life from many unpleasant things such as the cheese.
OH MY GOD ITS EATING MY FACE!!! THE MOLD! AHhhHHhhhhhh.........
123. §lA§h3R needs a brain cell
§lA§h3R Has returned.....§lA§h3R will kill The Zfighters...§lA§h3R Will
Destroy Petiful Gohan...§lA§h3R says u r next gohan§lA§h3RWatch your
back....§lA§h3R says so....U Will die...
P3aCe....§lA§h3R
124. Yeah thanks for reminding me...
You havent changed your I-mood in MONTHS!!!!!!!!(...or your pants...)
Chang them both or I will tell you deepest darkest dirtiest nautyest secret....UNDERSTAND?!
125. Sounds like you have a very interesting life
Hey, if I had a sister, she would be a ho. Im bored, because nobody roleplays with me anymore.
my life is................................. dull. nothing fun happens. I am a demon, 500 years
old. I am a fox demon, in a saiyan body. My saiyan age is....ummm....whats that number...oh! 16.
I am bored..living 500 years, takes the fun outta life. and I am so powerfull, I cant kill myself.
I have never told anyone this...thats okay................................. I married goku, then he
dumped me for that baka chichi. He said that i am too damn sexy. So I got with trunks, and I am still
with him.........
So, do you know what?? I like poop. Its pretty. I put some in my pancakes the other day...MMM! YUMMIE!
I told trunks it was chocolate...he liked it alot........
can I bring you with me to look at my musium of poop? You would like it...........
I am wierd. I dont doubt that! ddfglkdjslkdj g;lk skgldksjg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOHAN DONT DO IT!!!!!!! DONT JUMP! I........I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
*runs away*
BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
126. YOU HAVE A NOSE???? WOW!! THAT'S AMAZING!!
I am the chicken girl and I have a NOSE!!!
127. hahahahhahaha.. God.. I love this
WHY DID YOU PUT MY EMAIL IN THE WEIRD EMAIL SECTION?!?!?!?! ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT I AM WEIRD?!?!?!
Miles
128. ewwww
PHEW That stinks was that you
PS :- Sorry it was me who farted
129. Just paint more baksetballs...
Pokemon was good but Pokemon Z is better, Pokemon GT was rubbish , i mean in GT
pikachu evaolves,whats up wid dat? , how is it gonna sit on gokus shoulder now, why
does vegeta have a jigglypuff? , I got 7 basketballs and put stars on them,a dragon
came out, i screwed up the wish coz i said "damn i'm hungry i wish i had a ham sandwich"
i didnt notice the 700 ft long dragon comin out of the balls , he gave me sandwih, i
asked for extra mayonaise,then it said oonly one wish, so i called him a cheap S.O.B and
he went back in the balls,the balls then sporead every where,i've found one of the 7 balls,
i still have the sandwich...... can you help me find the balls so i can get my mayonaise......
and the green stuff off my sandwich?
130. We all hated Pokémon GT
Pokemon was good but Pokemon Z is better, Pokemon GT was rubbish , i mean in GT pikachu
evaolves,whats up wid dat? , how is it gonna sit on gokus shoulder now, why does vegeta
have a jigglypuff? , I got 7 basketballs and put stars on them,a dragon came out, i screwed
up the wish coz i said "damn i'm hungry i wish i had a ham sandwich" i didnt notice the 700
ft long dragon comin out of the balls , he gave me sandwih, i asked for extra mayonaise,then
it said oonly one wish, so i called him a cheap S.O.B and he went back in the balls,the balls
then sporead every where,i've found one of the 7 balls,i still have the sandwich...... can you
help me find the balls so i can get my mayonaise...... and the green stuff off my sandwich?
131. Grammar is needed here
What sup man
132. A goat??? A... goat.. errr... 0_0... nice font
Choose to believe me if you wish, but know
this- I am the Daughter of the all powerful
PRINCE VEGETA and I have instructed my
pet goat to come kill you. If you do not die,
he shall give you oral sex!
All bow to
the Sayajin Princess!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
133. For
some reason... this made me laugh
Happy Happy Joy Joy
134. What kind of crack is this kid on?
yo that is mad funny yo you could you make super vegeta 3k
135. 
Hey Look gohan i can fly
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
Gotens a Birdie
This is FUn....HAHAHAHA Videl cant fly Your wifes a Loser
Gohan HAHAHAHAHA
136. Again...

send this to 15 people by tonight or something bad will happen
137. NOT A SANDLE!!!
UPDATE OR DIIIIEE!!!or ill casterate you
with a sandle!
138. IT sure is
sweet
139. Ok.. there.. now what?
blah blah blah blah blah this is an
email...if i remember correctly....
but still heblah!!!!!!go stand on ur head and count 2 50
bye!!!!!
140. It's ok.. we all love piccolo.. and no you can't
eat my nose
Chicken
have feet you know…I’m in love with Piccolo and I DON’T CARE
IF HE’S GREEN!!!
Can I eat your nose? The word of the week is sugar. My brother
is sitting next to me. I’m an Otaku.
Have you noticed that humans don’t have purple skin?
141. ^_^
^_^
142. Updating weird e-mails...
what are u doing
143. ez ez
i swear put me in that list and i will nuclear bomb you to death
144. Yippy!!
More spam!!!!
145. You people spend waaaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on these
I have 10 things to say
1.Happy Happy Joy Joy
2.IM A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AS STOUT HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY...what the? another handle? IM NO TEAPOT IM
A SUGAR BOWL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3.im really a penguin that can go ssj8 bagillion
4.the P.D.A (Penguins Destroy All) will one day rule the world! hahahahahaha
5. im writing a P.D.A screenplay
6.Goku is really just a Keebler Elf in disquise (i saw through the desguise with my Oompa Loompa glasses)
7.In Dragon Ball master roshi blew up the moon, the moon is made of cheese and cheese is in destructible, therefor he couldnt blow
up the moon
8.I like to electrocute myself, its tingly
9.i walked into a wall once, it hurt
10.does this qualify to go into your wierd e-mail thing? if not please e-mail me back and i can and will make this wierder (im clinically
insane so dont doubt me!)
11.theres really 12 things i have to say not 10
12.egg song-Im dreaming of a white eggmas
just like the ones i make at home
with the salt still falling
the pepper charging
im making up this song as i go
13.what comes after 12?
146. Thanks for telling me something I already knew
you are the one...........
147. Um... yea, thanks for the heads up
Klingon-SoH nargh butlh
Translation in pitiful English- you appear dirty under the finger nails
luke i am a holo graphic image projected in front of you to pursuade you to
go to the bathroom with the emperor because he isn't potty trained!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no i told my secret to you!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a +20 great sword.........*burp*........'scuse me
148. That pants bit reallllly scares me =\
I am kitty witty
in a pitty
and I am sitty
so I am!
My bro is doggy
in the foggy
going potty
yes he is!
eating his crappy
fetching nappies
kissing daddy
yes we are!
***************************************
original no?
all e- amil you have received up until now are wrong!
I did all those things! I had the super sayian cat, my armpits stink,
I have the assainating goat! It's me I tell you, ME!
ps why are my pants wet?
149. NOT THE CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m taking the crab…the crab…the crab…CHEESE!!!
.
150. Yes, Purple
Purple?
151.
forgive me for not shaking in my boots
my name is gopoo and im a super poojian my race was destroyed
by pooza but im the only surviver and can go to power levels
up to spj(super poojian)23149809345882389
i have enough power to destroy you gohan you WILL
die!!!!!!!!!! poomehamehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh no my wife
poo-chi "gopoo come eat dinner i made your favourite poosteak"
yumm you wanna try some gohan? WELL TOO BAD ITS ALL MINE
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
p.s.remember you will die from the hands of gopoo and my name
is pronounced gop-uu not go-poo
152. I
know i've said this before, but you're welcome
hi gohan
thank you betting cell
153.
Nooooooo, not a chibi!!!! Wait, shouldn't i be more worried
about you stalking me..
well umm....I shall Stalk you!!! *turns him into a chibi* aww
cute!!
154. YOU
CAN'T STOP ME!
Don't do it !
155. I
choose 'else'
whyyyyyyyy mmmeeeeee whyyyyyyyy do I have to be eaten by
buu?huh huh huh?stuuuupiiiid!!!!Im a ssj hulk..
reply or else.
156.
hahahaha, that picture is beautiful
Hi gohan, i love your site its so cool but its missing Yu-Gi-Ball
Z. Any way can you tell me wot trunksey's strongest card is?
and why does gogi get taller when he uses his millenium puzzle
and turns yami gogi?
and does gogi beat maximillion pegavegeta and napik?
any way just in case you dont know what Yu-Gi-Ball Z ive
ataced a poster of it.
thanks i'm Spongebob Square Bardock.

157. Not
just ANYONE can eat MY ear!!!
Hi Gohan! I love you! Will you marry me?
Hi Gohan! I hate you! Can I kill you?
Hi Gohan! I like you! Will you be my boyfriend?
Hi Gohan! I want you to put of my fanfiction of dragonballz
somewhere on the site pleaseeeee!!
FanFiction:
Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring.
Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring.
Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring,
Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring.
Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.Ring. Ring. Ring, Ring.
Gohan then picks up the phone.
"........................................Hi?" "I'm going to
kill you!" "What?!" "I said!! -" "I know what you said!!!"
Then Gohan dies from a heart attack. "Hello? HeLLOOOLLLpofdd"
Said the voice.
Then Goku comes in the room. "NOOOOOOOOO!! I AM YOUR FATHER!"
The he dies. The Chi-Chi comes in with a book........
"Kamehahmeha!!" Vegeta yelled attack Gohan. Gohan dodged.
Gohan then turned into a monkey. Then a frog. The a apple.
Then Vegeta ate the apple and died....
End of fiction.
Like it Gohan? Do you Do youDo youDo youDo youDo youDo youDo
youDo youDo you? Do you? Do youDo youDo youDo you? Do youDo
youDo youDo youDo you? Do you? Do youDo youDo you?
One time. Videl gave me your phone number so I called you. And
your like: "Hello?" And i'm like "HI WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Then
you hung up. So I called you again and i'm like "GOHAN!!???"
And your like "Jonane is that you?" And i'm like "No but will
you marry me?" Then you hung up!! My phone number is
235-6780-I luv Gohan!!!!
Wanna read mhyuidhfoidshf!!! Ahh!! What happened you might
ask? Well, I died. Bye! I love you!!
PS. Can I eat your ear?
158.
...................... -_-
this is a virus you plonker
159. No
you're not.
I am SSJ100,000,000,000
160.
ewww
He want to put beef in your Taco!
161. I
put this e-mail up cuz you scared me //end sarcasm
Hi Gohan
i am Android 18 and i want to destroy Goku and if you dont put
me in your wierd e-mail section i will shoot you with a power
blitz
good-bye
162.
Sounds fun
boo ah I frightened you didnt I @@@@@@?@@@@LL:J
I like jetskies but cbbage is going too far for my cutlery
PS: my leg can do the raindance with my printer
@
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L
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Mold
163.
Finally, someone who understands.. LONG LIVE ME!!
Yo. TO EVERYONE IN YOUR WEIRD E-MAIL SECTION WHAT IS WRONG
WITH
YOU !!!!!! I'M BARDOCK THE THIRD,AND I'M MAD!!!!! *goes SSJ
9,000,000,000,000*
THEY MUST PERISH !!!!!!!! PS LONG LIVE GOHAN3K
164. I
seriously hope it's B
Its an im-freaking-possible fusion between vegetto and gogeta!
how retarded! T_T;;
Aparrently done through one of the following:
A. Bizarre mating ritual O_o
B. Fusion dance while wearing potaras
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